Halloween was crap. i worked at a club and the lighting made me look green when in reality, i was a one-eyed, one-horned, PURPLE people-eater. fucking drunks thought i was a ugly dinosaur or something
posted by willam at 2:44 AM
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Halloween was crap. i worked at a club and the lighting made me look green when in reality, i was a one-eyed, one-horned, PURPLE people-eater. fucking drunks thought i was a ugly dinosaur or something
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- Name: willam
- Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
short story- couldn't get work in nyc, moved to LA, ducttaped my nuts into a dress, got Nip/Tuck'ed, opened a business booking strippers in LA. Hobbies include telling assholes they're assholes & commenting on dumb shit...and let's just sound it out- "will-uhm bell-eye."
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Ya know, maybe Lindsay Lohan should've painted her face purple. Cuz everytime I look at that mug shot, I wanna throw up. Anyway, I know you think I'm insane posting comments on posts from three years ago, but I guess maybe I've got nothing better to do on my free time. Either that or it's probably a desperate cry for help. Mmmm, nah. Oh well, never mind. Adios.
-Antonius
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