ok....so this girl, right. She's been following me. I auditioned for American Idol the same season she did (she got on and all but i'm thinking total fluke).
I audition for Boston Public and get the part. I didn't even read the whole script....Just the good parts (i.e. the ones i'm in). I wait for my episode to air and who the hell do i see in the commercials? NAHT ME! That's right. Miss Tamyra follow-my-ass-to-weave-store Grey
I book a part on the WB show What I Like About You last month (drag queens work a lot in October when all the very-special Halloween episodes are taping) and who do i see in a bigger wig than mine when I get to set?
No, not Justin Guarini you stupid fuck (sorry i'm jealous/bitter)
So i'm sure someone who reads this knows her. Tell her I date a lawyer....it's more than coincidence at this point.
(sidenote after shot(S) of warm vodka- maybe there was a mixup and i was meant to have her career and she was meant to sling dollars in a nightclub...i swear i had a great childhood. no need unmet but i still want attention from people going through my trash, too....because it's expensive to pay others to do it when the photographers aren't even going to bother to show up.