How awful is this? 1 to 10, people.
I didn't find this out from him. At a party he was at, an ex of his mentioned being with him was less than satisfying because he's not as tight as an ass is apparently expected to be.
I was drunk so I made the disparaging remark that it must've been like "throwing a hot dog down a hall way."
So here's my question. Did I make a joke about loosegoosey-assed men or about my friend? I don't believe that my friend is a possessing a West Virginian mine shaft for a rectum. I mean I've never heard of anyone getting stuck down there. But even if he did , so what? Why's there such a stigma about being a bottom, and if so an experienced one? It's akin to boys sleeping around & being cool and girls sleeping around & being slutty.
My parents raised me and my sis to believe that they were virgins until they were married. Why? I have no clue. (literally...i was clueless...my dad was a hot lifeguard and I believed he was celibate....I have no clue how I passed 7th grade falling into that one)
But still, out of my sister and I, I was the good kid (to my parents anyway; I gave my sister's homecoming date a handjob one year. The 'rents didn't want him sleeping in my sister's room after the dance so he bunked with me. Now who was the clueless one there huh?
Hunky horny football player plus theater student eager to please equals the phrase "That's not how your sister does it."
ugh. now I want a hot dog.