Thespian Rules

So I was onstage this weekend doing my show (www.rockofagesmusical.com come see it!) and entertaining my side of the audience with some of my drunken antics. Some other actor comes up and sees people enjoying my deeply layered performance and he must've thought "I want those people to look at me so let me do something to upstage him."

So he tries. In response, I stick my ringpop in his armpit hair and walk off stage with one less accessory.

So here's my advice to you fucks who try and steal focus from me....stick the Meisner and get the hell out my way....I let the light crew watch me shove a twizzler through my old Prince Albert hole so you won't be lit right even if you try to avert eyes from me. Once I get the new sound guy on my side, I'll be invincible.