Rock of Ages Bon Mots.
I got the best review of my life on a respected casting director's blog.
"Bitch can sing."
OK. Now that I've masturbated my ego for y'all, we need to talk.
Pretty much everyone will get in if you drop my name. I left specific instructions with the ticket people. Girls; I personally know some of you are bitches and I advised them to cunt punch* you if you give them a hard time. Boys; most of you are fags, which means you're generally manageable. Of course, If you don't like how you're being treated, feel free to talk about them behind their backs in expected fag-like fashion.
*note about the cunt punching: this can also be delivered with the ticket taker's foot in order to make it more efficient for them (i mean really. get up, move chair, come around table, punch a vagina, sit back down, then give you your program? no. much easier to just kick the pissy girl's puss-puss then hand them their program, n'est-pas?)
"Bitch can sing."
OK. Now that I've masturbated my ego for y'all, we need to talk.
Pretty much everyone will get in if you drop my name. I left specific instructions with the ticket people. Girls; I personally know some of you are bitches and I advised them to cunt punch* you if you give them a hard time. Boys; most of you are fags, which means you're generally manageable. Of course, If you don't like how you're being treated, feel free to talk about them behind their backs in expected fag-like fashion.
*note about the cunt punching: this can also be delivered with the ticket taker's foot in order to make it more efficient for them (i mean really. get up, move chair, come around table, punch a vagina, sit back down, then give you your program? no. much easier to just kick the pissy girl's puss-puss then hand them their program, n'est-pas?)
posted by willam at 3:44 PM
4 Comments:
So how cum you left Dragon?
I didn't leave Dragon. They left me.
The Agency dropped me after i wouldn't audition for 40 Year Old Virgin through them. Specifically, Robin H. said, "Come get your headshots by the end of the week or we'll throw them out."
really nice, huh?
The cherry on that is that that's not my worst agent story. Michael Zanuck is. But that's for another time and another blog.
*laughs at Willam*
What the honk? I need a lesson in Willam-speak for this one, love. I don't understand! ACK! My age is showing! I'm forty-four, but don't hold that against me! Sheesh. Until now I thought I was pretty hip!
Dee in Texas
Well now the website says "dragon is currenlty accepting emailed photos for COMMERCIAL AND PRINT REPRESENTATION ONLY.
We are no longer providing theatrical representaion." You must have soured them on the idea.
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