Aaanhd I am tellin you...i ate peanuts
***backstory-fuckin bitch giggles like a geisha when I asked if there were peanuts in my food. Apparently all Thai food has peanuts but even if it didn't, they don't wash out the wok (which looked surprisingly like a Home Depot tin trash can lid that was sledded on). Bitch giggled "oh yea. Peanut in everything!" I guess the fact that I had to lay on the floor because of the chest pain was hilarious to her. I told the bitch exactly what I wanted in my food and she chose to not to relay my order correctly. I bet she thinks shallow breathing and the fact that I got hives is like the funniest thing since bologna slapped on naked ass. I hope she finds filling out those tough English-only unemployment forms equally enjoyable.
Anyway, I'm at home resing comfortably now and clicking around youtube.com.
I've found many enjoyable things that you also may like. I've subcatergorized them for the stupid and/or straight
It's an excerpt from Dreamgirls which features a bone-thin Loretta Devine. But watch closely. There's a hole with some lipstick on it in one of Jennifer Holiday's chin (the one 3rd from the top) that somehow gapes and tremors while glorious music sounds forth from it. It's really amazing.
Really a subcatergory of #1 because it includes some divas.
Love how Beyonce does not miss a step when her bandmate falls. Sorry group-mate. they don't play instruments (Actually, let's just take it to the mat. Her Backup. Beyonce's backup. Everyone knows all they let poor Michelle do is sing the bridge of every song. Would it have killed you to give the girl a verse or even a chorus. Shit Beyonce. She's not fat like Effie or anything).
Ooops Trashlee. Camera's on. Next time, when you need a rat meat and arm hair burger, try and make sure your public doesn't get a glimpse at how you treat people. I always make sure there's no one around when I beat my nail lady. Bitch tries to charge me more because she has to use all thumbnails on my big man hands cause the normal size lady nails don't fit. Waaaait...Now that I think about it that Thai waitress looks sorta like my nail lady. Oh shit. Karma.