I baptize thee in the name of the the Father (figure..put your tiny hand in...), the Son, & the holy Ghost (but only the gay parts w/ Whoopi)
So go here: www.gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/03/
(scroll down a bit) and then come back
So yea. The press has officially anointed me a drag queen. That bugs me a bit. First of all the word 'queen' ages me. I'm 21! Second- well that whole typecasting thing I used to bitch about? Now I have no one to blame but myself. I'm a square peg so you better get the lube out if you wanna shove me into that round hole.
But let's get to the dirt. TORI. Someone informed me of the picture floating around the net and I was worried that people would think i was some drag queen instead of a serious actor. They kindly replied that if there was any serious actress in that picture, it was me. People tend to think negatively about Tori, and while I'm not going to defend her, I'm not definitely not going to bash her anymore. I enjoyed her company. I liked her new ti....what i meant was she's got really nice legs. A hot minidress number totally showed em off (the legs not the new tits....CRAP... there i said it).
My game was totally off when I met her though. I was stupidly sober. I got a little nervous and I do not get nervous. I didn't even get nervous before my sex/fight scene with the doctor's son on Nip/Tuck. I think I ended up scaring Ms. Tori. See when I'm nervous I sound like Mercedes Rhuel (when she was slightly retarded but still very Brooklyn in Lost in Yonkers). People tend to be thrown by that. I wish they would just judge me on my six pack
p.s. this post is so boring because I'm talking about someone more famous than me. it's draining and laborous and you'll probably need a nap after reading it (and since my stupid writing has put you to sleep, maybe you can give me that spare Ativan you had lying around)
p.p.s. this was the best part of the night. Hanging with Adrianne Curry from Top Model. We dished, we drank (unsoberly) and talked about everyone in the room like the cool kids in the cafeteria...a cafeteria with a really shitty valet.
(scroll down a bit) and then come back
So yea. The press has officially anointed me a drag queen. That bugs me a bit. First of all the word 'queen' ages me. I'm 21! Second- well that whole typecasting thing I used to bitch about? Now I have no one to blame but myself. I'm a square peg so you better get the lube out if you wanna shove me into that round hole.
But let's get to the dirt. TORI. Someone informed me of the picture floating around the net and I was worried that people would think i was some drag queen instead of a serious actor. They kindly replied that if there was any serious actress in that picture, it was me. People tend to think negatively about Tori, and while I'm not going to defend her, I'm not definitely not going to bash her anymore. I enjoyed her company. I liked her new ti....what i meant was she's got really nice legs. A hot minidress number totally showed em off (the legs not the new tits....CRAP... there i said it).
My game was totally off when I met her though. I was stupidly sober. I got a little nervous and I do not get nervous. I didn't even get nervous before my sex/fight scene with the doctor's son on Nip/Tuck. I think I ended up scaring Ms. Tori. See when I'm nervous I sound like Mercedes Rhuel (when she was slightly retarded but still very Brooklyn in Lost in Yonkers). People tend to be thrown by that. I wish they would just judge me on my six pack
p.s. this post is so boring because I'm talking about someone more famous than me. it's draining and laborous and you'll probably need a nap after reading it (and since my stupid writing has put you to sleep, maybe you can give me that spare Ativan you had lying around)
p.p.s. this was the best part of the night. Hanging with Adrianne Curry from Top Model. We dished, we drank (unsoberly) and talked about everyone in the room like the cool kids in the cafeteria...a cafeteria with a really shitty valet.
posted by willam at 12:44 AM
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Sorry I couldn't make it to the El Centro, I mean, Jimmy's Lounge to see it all. Although I was on the guest list, I decided against going, because that night was kinda moist and I didn't want my bronzer to streak. Oh well. Boobby and Billy mentioned that they had a good time.
Anyway, I think that Tori is hilarious. I loved her in "Trick" and she's been fucked up funny when she's been at The Lounge on Thursday nights.
I love that broad - Ms. Curry. I knew she had to be cool.
You also have way better pics of you on getty.
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I seriously love that you wore that shirt to meet Tori. And I love that you sound like Mercedes Rhuel from Lost in Yonkers when you're nervous. That's hilarious.
Willam, you're totally right -- I shouldn't have called you a drag queen in that post. I mean, you were IN drag, but I would never introduce you to people as a drag queen, you know what I mean?
I edited the post to clarify. You know we love you at GFY.
hey MOP.
no more pink hair drag queen talk. i don't know the guy and i like rock music, not whatever i'm guessing his music is (dance?). thanx 4 reading.
WILLAM
p.s. I Heart Go Fug Yourself!
your george michael reference made me happy. you trying to imply that you are 21 made me laugh. the rest, well, we already taked about that. :p
Adrienne is a blast - I worked with her on a music video, and we completely spent the day entertaining eachother as the gig was boring as hell.
Shes just brutually honest, esp. when it comes to top model, tyra, and janice. Shes great...
yes the purse is real Dior. someone emailed me and asked (but i got it @ a Buffalo Exchange from the girl who was trying to sell it so she could pay her rent)
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