I baptize thee in the name of the the Father (figure..put your tiny hand in...), the Son, & the holy Ghost (but only the gay parts w/ Whoopi)
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So yea. The press has officially anointed me a drag queen. That bugs me a bit. First of all the word 'queen' ages me. I'm 21! Second- well that whole typecasting thing I used to bitch about? Now I have no one to blame but myself. I'm a square peg so you better get the lube out if you wanna shove me into that round hole.
But let's get to the dirt. TORI. Someone informed me of the picture floating around the net and I was worried that people would think i was some drag queen instead of a serious actor. They kindly replied that if there was any serious actress in that picture, it was me. People tend to think negatively about Tori, and while I'm not going to defend her, I'm not definitely not going to bash her anymore. I enjoyed her company. I liked her new ti....what i meant was she's got really nice legs. A hot minidress number totally showed em off (the legs not the new tits....CRAP... there i said it).
My game was totally off when I met her though. I was stupidly sober. I got a little nervous and I do not get nervous. I didn't even get nervous before my sex/fight scene with the doctor's son on Nip/Tuck. I think I ended up scaring Ms. Tori. See when I'm nervous I sound like Mercedes Rhuel (when she was slightly retarded but still very Brooklyn in Lost in Yonkers). People tend to be thrown by that. I wish they would just judge me on my six pack
p.s. this post is so boring because I'm talking about someone more famous than me. it's draining and laborous and you'll probably need a nap after reading it (and since my stupid writing has put you to sleep, maybe you can give me that spare Ativan you had lying around)
p.p.s. this was the best part of the night. Hanging with Adrianne Curry from Top Model. We dished, we drank (unsoberly) and talked about everyone in the room like the cool kids in the cafeteria...a cafeteria with a really shitty valet.