Vacation all i ever wanted
No it's not name this song.
I'm in St Louis with the boyfriend for a vacation. I'm also planning on going to Chicago.
Well that was the itinerary before I booked a TEN DAY MOTHERSTUMPING SHOOT IN VANCOUVER (new TNT drama about paramedics w/ Tom Everett Scott). I gotta fly home early and get on a plane up to Canada tomorrow. Which is good because the midwest ain't agreeing with me. Everyone looks like Ralph Lauren took a crap all over them. Sweaters around the neck and all. Fuckers in Vuitton asked me if I was lost just because I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt...so Pretty Woman. My boyfriend's from here so he just wanted me to blend and wear something with a collar. He got pissed when I didn't take my sunglasses off in a store we stopped in and said the "movie star thing is going to my head." He's stupid. Everyone knows I'm a tv star. I mean really. I've only done 5 films and 2 I was cut from. But yea. The real reason I didn't take off my glasses is because I bent the arm and they broke so I have to balance them on one side and just wear my hair down and all fro'ey so I'm not constantly adjusting. I'll get some new shades in Canada. I keep wanting to type Candidia. That would be such a better name to keep typing about...or wait...aboot.
I'm in St Louis with the boyfriend for a vacation. I'm also planning on going to Chicago.
Well that was the itinerary before I booked a TEN DAY MOTHERSTUMPING SHOOT IN VANCOUVER (new TNT drama about paramedics w/ Tom Everett Scott). I gotta fly home early and get on a plane up to Canada tomorrow. Which is good because the midwest ain't agreeing with me. Everyone looks like Ralph Lauren took a crap all over them. Sweaters around the neck and all. Fuckers in Vuitton asked me if I was lost just because I was wearing a Black Sabbath shirt...so Pretty Woman. My boyfriend's from here so he just wanted me to blend and wear something with a collar. He got pissed when I didn't take my sunglasses off in a store we stopped in and said the "movie star thing is going to my head." He's stupid. Everyone knows I'm a tv star. I mean really. I've only done 5 films and 2 I was cut from. But yea. The real reason I didn't take off my glasses is because I bent the arm and they broke so I have to balance them on one side and just wear my hair down and all fro'ey so I'm not constantly adjusting. I'll get some new shades in Canada. I keep wanting to type Candidia. That would be such a better name to keep typing about...or wait...aboot.

6 Comments:
Go to the Chocolate Bar in St Louis and get the dessert sampler. The best thing in the city.
Congrats on the Canada gig-looking forward to reading more about it. Enjoy the trip.
Missed you in Chicago, let's hang out soon and swap stories about how strange the mid-west is. Have fun in Canada, don't stay too long or you'll turn lame!
Ya, your Chicago-visiting plans foiled again...
Candidia makes me think of Chlamydia, so I have to disagree with you.
Damn it. I guess now I have to watch 'Saved'....
Hi Willam. It's been a while since I've visited. Hope you're doing well and congrats on the new gig. You'll be wonderful.
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