All's noisy on the career front.
So Tuesday night is what is probably my final Nip/Tuck appearance. After 5 episodes, I'm nothing but grateful and am still glowing from the experience. That 'glow' though may be atributed to the $130 La Mer moisturizer that the makeup girl put globs of in a ziploc that i'm still using. Many thanx for all the hair weave too, Stacey K Black!
So it's officially curtains for Cherry Peck, the pre-op tranny character I portray on Nip/Tuck. Not the beef curtains she had hoped would be surgicially planted on her, but curtains none the less. Beef Curtains! HA! Vaginal slang is the greatest! Rest your pretty head well Cher-Cher. You were a really nice transexual when you weren't peeing on people or attempting to murder Nazi's. My friend Lindsay Hollister (see right) played a character named Nanette who had to shoot kill herself on the show. So Cherry follows Nanette into a the grave. We're the few, the proud, the offed by ryan murphy's chic, gay pen.
It's going to be hard to watch the show again as a fan without being a part of it. Someone say a novena that my local crisis center is open and will take my calls lest I decide to pack in the acting shit and become a real estate agent. As an actor though, at least I got to do all the fun stuff that involved inhabiting a character for this long. For instance, Cherry has a full backstory I created for myself. She was an attendee of the John Robert Powers School of Modeling and Poise but was suspended for biting an instructor who said she had no "Je-ne-sai-quoi." She was confused and thought it was a voodoo curse, so she chomped down as a reflex. I bet you also didn't know that Cherry's favorite color was teal. Well it was.
p.s. On the good side, I am going to be on the new CW show Search for the next Pussy Cat Doll. I know I promised no more reality shows to my agent but this is basically stand up. They full well called me in for it for comedy sake. I mean really...Me- a Pussy Cat Doll? Yea right. I'm far too tall and they already have a tranny in the group...the red-headed one's gotta have a dick right (see red headed tranny pictured)? But I got interviewed for The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno, E!, TV Guide, and AOL. Press Blitzkrieg. Now the damn title finally makes sense. War references and shit.
p.s. ooops. just saw the episode. They didn't state for sure Cherry was dead. Maybe She'll be back. Who knows. All hail Mr Murphy!