All's noisy on the career front.

So Tuesday night is what is probably my final Nip/Tuck appearance. After 5 episodes, I'm nothing but grateful and am still glowing from the experience. That 'glow' though may be atributed to the $130 La Mer moisturizer that the makeup girl put globs of in a ziploc that i'm still using. Many thanx for all the hair weave too, Stacey K Black!
So it's officially curtains for Cherry Peck, the pre-op tranny character I portray on Nip/Tuck. Not the beef curtains she had hoped would be surgicially planted on her, but curtains none the less. Beef Curtains! HA! Vaginal slang is the greatest! Rest your pretty head well Cher-Cher. You were a really nice transexual when you weren't peeing on people or attempting to murder Nazi's. My friend Lindsay Hollister (see right) played a character named Nanette who had to shoot kill herself on the show. So Cherry follows Nanette into a the grave. We're the few, the proud, the offed by ryan murphy's chic, gay pen.
It's going to be hard to watch the show again as a fan without being a part of it. Someone say a novena that my local crisis center is open and will take my calls lest I decide to pack in the acting shit and become a real estate agent. As an actor though, at least I got to do all the fun stuff that involved inhabiting a character for this long. For instance, Cherry has a full backstory I created for myself. She was an attendee of the John Robert Powers School of Modeling and Poise but was suspended for biting an instructor who said she had no "Je-ne-sai-quoi." She was confused and thought it was a voodoo curse, so she chomped down as a reflex. I bet you also didn't know that Cherry's favorite color was teal. Well it was.
p.s. On the good side, I am going to be on the new CW show Search for the next Pussy Cat Doll. I know I promised no more reality shows to my agent but this is basically stand up. They full well called me in for it for comedy sake. I mean really...Me- a Pussy Cat Doll? Yea right. I'm far too tall and they already have a tranny in the group...the red-headed one's gotta have a dick right (see red headed tranny pictured)? But I got interviewed for The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno, E!, TV Guide, and AOL. Press Blitzkrieg. Now the damn title finally makes sense. War references and shit.

p.s. ooops. just saw the episode. They didn't state for sure Cherry was dead. Maybe She'll be back. Who knows. All hail Mr Murphy!

14 Comments:
Seriously, if you don't have recontructive meat curtain surgery tonight, I am done watching. I wonder what music they will play as they recontruct the labia.
Okay so you really are in this season? For five epsiodes? Or are you counting those 5 from last season?
It is a shame, Cher-Cher was my favorite ever. She's the one who made me type in your name into google and here I am all these months later still envious.
Oh well, we still have this blog.
Also that one tranny from PCD is not so cute. Her nipple scares me and that's just one of them!
here's my count.
ep 2.15, ep 3.2, 3.14, 3.15, 4.2.
that's the total.
But you did go out in a glorious red glow, sister, and the rest of the episode was quite amusing too, which has to soften the blow somewhat.
I will miss that peck o' cherries, dammit. Perhaps she'll run into Matt in the Center sometime, though. She can clock Kimber in the head with an E-meter or something, then escape with him to, umm, wherever TV trannies go for happily ever after.
It seemed to me like they implied that Cherry was definitely still alive. I'm gonna root for them to bring your ass back 'cuz sheeit. Every show needs a nice dose of tran at least twice a fucking season. (Hear that, Seventh Heaven?)
Gavin DeGraw can suck my balls.
I am going ot have to say the episode was a let down. The homophobe storyline is right out of an episode of Miami Vice where Crocket doesn't like the way Tubbs is looking at his aligator (it is a stretch but the only show I could remember in Miami).
Your scene was literally 3 seconds long and bullshit flashback. I wouldn't even count that if I were you. It is like putting the tip in. Doesn't count.
Will, I loved you in N/T! My heart broke for Cherry and Matt in the finale when Matt had to slice Cherry's dick off. Any chance you can write a blog entry saying what it was like to work with Dylan, Julian and everybody else? Little annicdotes from the set? That'd be great!
Well dude--I saw the episode--thanks to you I'm officially hooked on this show. I tell people all the time that I know this guy who was on nip/tuck and that he played a tranny and at that they interrupt me-- "You know Cherry??" they start. They immediatley start to tell me all the big things they think are going to happen with your character--and I sadly tell them that you told me you're done. They actually fight with me! I say no, he's not coming back as far as I know. "NO, YOU'RE WRONG," they tell me. Is there some kind of petition that needs to be started cause I can line up some names for you dude... If only cause I'm kind of scared of your rabid fans: I'll sign first.
Hope you're well and I'll see you as soon as I come up with another lame excuse to be back on that side of the country.
Willam, I saw you on a rerun of My Name is Earl last night. I hadn't seen that one before. You looked beautiful!
I'm finally catching up on the first two episodes today via my aunt's tevo. I've got to find my own place-SOON!!!
It's me! Now I know that I've made it, showing up on your blog...I rock! It's not over for Cherry , I just feel it in my vajajay. They say in Nip/Tuck land it's not over till Murphy makes your character put a gun in her mouth.
xxoo
L.
Noooo!!!!
Cherry can't be gone. Okay, you need to interpret something for me then.
Matt said you can write "him" courtesy blah, blah, blah.
Are you the him for shooting the Nazi, or is the Nazi him for...well, for having Matt cut your prick off?
Cherry...please tell, inquiring minds want to know.
JeffRey
hey kids.
you all know as much as me. I hope to come back but i'm not sure of their plans. I think it bodes well with the fact that they like to bring back past people. Bobolit, Escobar and others are popping back up this season after an absence and i came back after being gone 10+ episodes the first time...Kimber and Gina were both supposed to be one episode characters like Cherry. Ava came back even after her big Art Garfunkel song exit.
But i do come back, Ima gonna do it right. Yup. you guessed it. Side Swept bangs...cause i know how to work that gangbang hair look now.
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