PDX was full of DXCKS
I made many mistakes while I was there. Portland (PDX aviation-wise) is a town full of PETA and Greenpeace types that’s quite liberal with a hefty sprinkling of gays. But somehow, everyone managed to look like they were on the verge of suicide or a Lesbian. It rained a lot too and that did not bode well with my hair…or the fur I was wearing. It was a cute olive green zip up hoodie totally lined in soft pelts.
We went to a diner and this dykey looking bitch in flannel asked my two friends and I for our order.
After she walked back I saw her lean over and then point. (pointing's rude) She motioned to me and whispered something obviously about me to her co-worker. I, of course, felt compelled to respond in my signature way : Yelling. I gently stroked the fur and smiled. “Yes it’s real & I don’t’ feel bad at all." I threw in that my dad actually made me eat rabbit meat too too so it's not like I was some wasteful bitch. She countered back with it’s “like wearing a pet.“ I said “you ever hear the term Fuck like Rabbits? Yea…that means there’s tons to spare. Bunnies for days girl. Not like they’re endangered.“
It was weird. She was as mouthy as me and risking her tip.
I then decided to really piss her off and change my order. “May I have a vagitarian omelet please with…OOOH. Did I say VAGITARIAN? I meant vegetarian. Ooops.” I wasn’t drunk but it was funnier out loud.
My friends were mortified. My publicist Dawne recommended that I just tell people it’s fake. I gagged. I tried to reason with her rash statement. I like my place at the top of the food chain.
I’d rather Dolce or Gabbana come over from Italy and personally gay bash me than to say it’s faux.
Other than that little misadventure, Portland was fun. Tons of vintage stores. I asked one where the designer section was and they pointed me to a rack of J Crew.
I politely stepped outside.
We went to a diner and this dykey looking bitch in flannel asked my two friends and I for our order.
After she walked back I saw her lean over and then point. (pointing's rude) She motioned to me and whispered something obviously about me to her co-worker. I, of course, felt compelled to respond in my signature way : Yelling. I gently stroked the fur and smiled. “Yes it’s real & I don’t’ feel bad at all." I threw in that my dad actually made me eat rabbit meat too too so it's not like I was some wasteful bitch. She countered back with it’s “like wearing a pet.“ I said “you ever hear the term Fuck like Rabbits? Yea…that means there’s tons to spare. Bunnies for days girl. Not like they’re endangered.“
It was weird. She was as mouthy as me and risking her tip.
I then decided to really piss her off and change my order. “May I have a vagitarian omelet please with…OOOH. Did I say VAGITARIAN? I meant vegetarian. Ooops.” I wasn’t drunk but it was funnier out loud.
My friends were mortified. My publicist Dawne recommended that I just tell people it’s fake. I gagged. I tried to reason with her rash statement. I like my place at the top of the food chain.
I’d rather Dolce or Gabbana come over from Italy and personally gay bash me than to say it’s faux.
Other than that little misadventure, Portland was fun. Tons of vintage stores. I asked one where the designer section was and they pointed me to a rack of J Crew.
I politely stepped outside.
posted by willam at 3:23 PM
3 Comments:
Willam,
You are always wonderful to read about. I respect the fact that you are true to yourself and you don't take crap from anyone! Good for you to say you were wearing fur. I have some "OLD" fur jackets and wraps. Last time I wore one, I had all the looks and stares. Two people had even said something to me. I told them to f*** off! I am so sick of others opionions. Like they say asshole are always assholes....(well, maybe not quite like that but, I think that is a better saying!)
Hope all is well,
Ryanne 8)
I had someone bitch at me about a fur piece I was wearing, of course bitch was wearing leather shoes. What makes fur bad but leather good? She's was probably just jealous of my fox collar cashmere coat.
Ahhh yes. Tos us in the northwests designer clothing is either J. Crew or Eddie Bauer with a sprinkling of REI for spice.
As for the lovely rabbit lined jacket. Sounds soft and smooshy. She was just jealous in her itchy hemp boxer shorts.
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