Peniscat Dolls
So I know this is a bit strange. I'm going to talk about my career. It's not like I'm going to recollect stories back to you like Margaret Mitchell fleein' Hotlanta with her drapes on fire.
So blah blah blah me me me. I'm on AOL's home entertainment screen today. I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. They interviewed me while I was at the CW's new PCD show...Pussy Cat Dolls. But screw that. Dicky Dog 'Joes. That's what I'm going to change the name of the group to once I join and throw out the rest and replace them with the following:
1. a Boca retiree.
2. a tranny (sorry-transgendered individual) in a wheelchair.
3. a former boybander who came out the closet
4. a dyke who's all militant but only because she used to let truckers do her on i-95 between May and October.
5. Tiffany
6. Charo's faggot son (when he's finally paroled)
p.s. I know, I know...another fuckin' stunning picture of me. Boring.
p.p.s. I've slept with everyone except #6. I just did his hair once and lanced a mole on his face. His name was Enrique! Wait. Charo-Enrique. I need to call the papers.
p.p.p.s for full size pics... http://television.aol.com/photos/pussycat-dolls-behind-the-scenes
So blah blah blah me me me. I'm on AOL's home entertainment screen today. I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. They interviewed me while I was at the CW's new PCD show...Pussy Cat Dolls. But screw that. Dicky Dog 'Joes. That's what I'm going to change the name of the group to once I join and throw out the rest and replace them with the following:
1. a Boca retiree.
2. a tranny (sorry-transgendered individual) in a wheelchair.
3. a former boybander who came out the closet
4. a dyke who's all militant but only because she used to let truckers do her on i-95 between May and October.
5. Tiffany
6. Charo's faggot son (when he's finally paroled)
p.s. I know, I know...another fuckin' stunning picture of me. Boring.
p.p.s. I've slept with everyone except #6. I just did his hair once and lanced a mole on his face. His name was Enrique! Wait. Charo-Enrique. I need to call the papers.
p.p.p.s for full size pics... http://television.aol.com/photos/pussycat-dolls-behind-the-scenes
posted by willam at 1:13 AM
13 Comments:
Awesome photo but they could've at least spelled your name right! Wankers!! Love ya', doll! Keep doing it!! (whatever IT is this week!)
a couple of years ago i had a gig writing jokes for a game show and Charo was the guest judge and she said a bunch of my jokes and i wasn't there when they filmed it (so i didn't get to meet her, dammit) but when I saw the episode on tv i was like, "hey, i wrote that...wait, did i write this?...oh yeah, wait, no...yes, that was...oh, uh, no, no...what's she saying now?...is she still talking?...this joke was, like, two sentences long...she's been talking for two minutes...and then...um, did she just finish the joke without saying the punchline?"
She's brilliant. I love her. I had no idea she had a fag son. (Though it seems highly appropriate.)
You have great legs!
agreed, anonymous.
p.s. i have no clue as to the true orientations of the spawn of Charo.
Love the photo.
I wish I had your legs.
Willam,
Thanks for commenting on my blog:-).
I loved you the other night on Jay Leno. I'll be watching the Pussy Cat Dolls try-outs, watching for ya.
God you are so skinny! And although I can't see them really well it looks like you have pretty decent tootsies.
I wonder if when you are on the show you can give your blog readers some sort of shout out. Like maybe during passing conversation (or a fight!) with one of the other gals you can say, "Listen biatch, don't make me call on my blog readers and start a flame war you dirty tramp!"
And then specifically say "The Aitch"
That'd be great, thanks! If y ou are on the show I shall pimp you hardcore!
TIFFANY ROCKS! BE NICE! HEHE
Ughh not fair when dudes have way better bodies in chick clothes than I do. Also: quit being so goddamn funny.
Hey, i'm the real PussycatBoy but i don't know what to say about the Peniscat Dolls haha...
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?
The answer? "Beep"
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