So blah blah blah me me me. I'm on AOL's home entertainment screen today. I was on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. They interviewed me while I was at the CW's new PCD show...Pussy Cat Dolls. But screw that. Dicky Dog 'Joes. That's what I'm going to change the name of the group to once I join and throw out the rest and replace them with the following:
1. a Boca retiree.
2. a tranny (sorry-transgendered individual) in a wheelchair.
3. a former boybander who came out the closet
4. a dyke who's all militant but only because she used to let truckers do her on i-95 between May and October.
6. Charo's faggot son (when he's finally paroled)
p.s. I know, I know...another fuckin' stunning picture of me. Boring.
p.p.s. I've slept with everyone except #6. I just did his hair once and lanced a mole on his face. His name was Enrique! Wait. Charo-Enrique. I need to call the papers.
p.p.p.s for full size pics... http://television.aol.com/photos/pussycat-dolls-behind-the-scenes