Monday, September 04, 2006

Summer in the city= heat rash under titty.

I'm almost done with all my summer projects. Don't even start with me with that "summer's over anyway" bullshit.
I'm going to be taking meetings all week and having lunches with execs & producers to hash out what's next career-wise for me.
Just to be clear, by lunch I mean a piece of celery in my bloody mary. i just found out that when eating celery, more calories are burned by digesting it than the total contained in it.
I really really hate tomato juice so i'll just take vodka and a piece of the green stuff. I know my loyal readers won't judge me though (mainly because I'm super tan right now and 3 ribs on each side are visible. I know. I'm a fat-ass. Those new McD's Snack Wraps are only $1.29 each and I usually just chew it & spit it out the window but there was a LAPD car behind me and I didn't want to get a ticket. I HAD TO SWALLOW IT!)

7 Comments:

Blogger willam said...

p.s. the new pic is by Greg Endries. amazing photog! hit him up!
www.gregendries.com

12:46 AM  
Blogger Barry said...

You tucking in that photo?

9:19 AM  
Blogger willam said...

it's an old fashioned tuck. just tape, no panties.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous BassettHound said...

O quit worrying about your weight. Your a sexy bitch....love it!

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a meeting with execs and producers? hope you have your chapstick and kneepads ready, ho.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Benjamin Nicholas said...

That 'Chapstick' line above reminded me of Chris Guest as 'Corky' in Waiting for Guffman.

'... I set out for New York with only my dance belt and a tube of Chapstick...'

And that's Ms. Ho, thank you.

6:33 PM  
Blogger willam said...

the anonymous guy/gal hates me and i love them for it.

7:18 PM  

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