1st annual Why Are They More Famous Than Me entry
This woman, Paula Deen, has her own Food Tv show which I watch when I want to feel good about myself. I last witnessed her bent over a grill turning her hind up like a gorilla to Goodal after some hick man was showing her how to glaze some ribs and meats on his hot rack.
She practically cried when he shut it without offering her a "nibblin" (her word-not mine). He took out a sausage and cut her a slice to sample. But aww no. Paula grabs the the whole weiner instead of the bite-size snack. So not the lady-like Blanche Dubois thing to do.
If there was a crude cartoon on a bathroom wall about her the caption would read : Bitch would bone for BBQ.
posted by willam at 5:31 PM
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p.s. i say it with love. I really truly enjoy her show. except when she cooks seafood (or with tomatoes or avacado's which i can't stand)
Ok--this is cracking me up!
I love Paula, I really do but her babeeees Jamie and Bobbeeee kinda throw me. I mean seriously what qualifies them to have their own show? Are they even cute? Well I guess they are.
You know what I cannot stand? The way her husband's gray white moustache is alwasy stained yellow. He seems like a very genteel Southern Gentleman in an Ernest Hemingway kind of way--but the yellow on the stache makes me a little sick.
I cannot stand tomatoes either.
I once watched an episode where Paula Dean drank melted butter. From the measuring cup.
she shoulda poured it on her titties and bounced while singing dixie.
I love me some Paula...
I even bought the cookbook. Fuck me, I need something to fry.
You gotta love a woman that's not afraid to grab the whole weiner!
I'm am loving this post! You should do one a month!
i just laughed out loud that was freakin hilarious. youre right if she gets a show, you need to have one
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