Methy Mouse. Sorry. Micky Mouse.
This past weekend I worked Gay Days @ Disneyland. I know. You're sorta confused right now because "Disney + Willam" doesn't seem to jive. DING DING DING! You're right!
Every year, 30,000 gay people come to Anahiem for the weekend long event and I work the parties and help things run smoothly. I also have a handy way of putting in the "cuss" in customer service. "You want another free t-shirt? Well I want to be cast for my rock hard abs and no talent face (Chad Allen was right there so it was fresh on the mind)."
There were some highlights though. Wilson Cruz (Ricky from My So Called Life) & Alec Mapa (Asian funny man bordering on Lady-Boy) were nice to me and gave a great introduction to Jennifer Hudson, the live entertainment for the night at one of the parties. She's playing Effie in the new Dreamgirls movie and damn she rocks it.
But at the same party, I observed some very un-Disney behavior. Narcotics! Specifically, more crack than the Liberty Bell. Now I know why it's the happiest place on earth. Everyone's dropping motherfuckin' Ectasy. Personally, I don't think you should do drugs @ Disney. Yea, handjobs on Small World and Jungle Cruise-sure. But crank in the Kingdom is a no!)
Every year, 30,000 gay people come to Anahiem for the weekend long event and I work the parties and help things run smoothly. I also have a handy way of putting in the "cuss" in customer service. "You want another free t-shirt? Well I want to be cast for my rock hard abs and no talent face (Chad Allen was right there so it was fresh on the mind)."
There were some highlights though. Wilson Cruz (Ricky from My So Called Life) & Alec Mapa (Asian funny man bordering on Lady-Boy) were nice to me and gave a great introduction to Jennifer Hudson, the live entertainment for the night at one of the parties. She's playing Effie in the new Dreamgirls movie and damn she rocks it.
But at the same party, I observed some very un-Disney behavior. Narcotics! Specifically, more crack than the Liberty Bell. Now I know why it's the happiest place on earth. Everyone's dropping motherfuckin' Ectasy. Personally, I don't think you should do drugs @ Disney. Yea, handjobs on Small World and Jungle Cruise-sure. But crank in the Kingdom is a no!)
posted by willam at 5:49 PM
7 Comments:
surely after the video of mickey and goofy' little backstage orgy coming out of Eurodisney, that kind of behavior is just family fun time for Uncle Walt and co.
You forgot to include getting fisted on one of those Haunted Mansion buggies as acceptable.
I guess they should bring back the hierachial ticketing system. They can ALL be E-ticket rides now!
alec mapa is one of the most gracious and lovely creatures on the planet. as his is hubby, jamie. disneyland with them and mysocalledlifer sounds like a rockin' great time. rated g for disneyland family funtime? or rated g for gism? it's a stretch, i know.
i'm a friend of erik's (year of new things) by the by.
i love how you called him a creature aimie. sorta like he's above being called a gender just by his sheer comedic nature. saying he borders on lady boy is not an insult, just a fact because he is quite feminine. i'd say it to his face...but he'd have to wear heels to by eye level with me (or i'd have to take mine off)
You know I actually work with some young girls that went on Gay Disney day and had a fit...well a fit that would entitle them to get their money back because they were horrified to see...you know...men kissing! Of course they stayed the whole day but now the skeevy little twits are going to try to get free tickets...
They're still waiting for Disney to get back to them.
silly goose. i usually use "creature" because it's more endearing than "human". and, generally speaking, humans kinda suck. creatures are more on a level with angels and muppets and living legends. which i hold in the highest regard, obviously. creature = i care
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