She's my Cherry pie, hot slice a tranny with a sweet surprise.
"Ask Kristin" on E!
So I guess it's done. No more Nip/Tuck for moi.
One awesome thing that came out of it is an inspiration for a new project. Stacey K. Black, the lead hair artist (yes i said artist...anyone who can make my hair smooth deserves a purple heart), is also a talented singer-songwriter. She'd change words to songs and come up with brilliant little drag queen parodies and Cherry jokes. During every break from getting buried alive and shooting Nazi's for the season finale, I was huddled around a heater with Ryan Murphy and Stacey. Ryan started singing "tranny's got a gun."
That one line has morphed itself into a pilot for a show called Tranny McGuyver which is almost done. It's not sad that I'm not doing anymore episodes although it would be fun. I'm not owed anything by them so I refuse to act entitled and pissy about not being around anymore. I sorta relish the fact that the FX bosses hated me. Now when people ask me about it, I can just say something very Faye Dunaway offhandedly.
"Eh...What can I say? The network brass hated me. It's a damn boys club."