Enjoy your clams, cocksuckahs.
So going to work at a club on Oscar night wasn't fun for me. I was 500 feet from the Vanity Fair party and had celebs walking up and down the street. There was a giant screen in front of the club and by the time I got out on the floor, I managed to see Diane Keaton presenting. Yes. The Diane Keaton who I'm appearing with in Because I Said So (presently tanking in theaters). Sad. I'm working in a club. Makes me wonder if I'll ever be on a list instead of checking others off of one.
Either way Yay Departed!
Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
That was my favorite line after the clam one my boyfriend keeps quoting when he sees any type of clergy member.
The blatant F-word use (267 times in some form), Boston-tinged homophobia and violence were more erection inducing than a Cialis Chex Mix.
Watching this movie made me want to act more. It got me passionate. That's why I've set a new goal. By this time the next year, I will be the next Andie McDowell. I will be famous, pimp beautifying products and you will only be able to name (max) two movies that I've done (and one in which Glenn Close's voice didn't overdub mine. Li'l Andie couldn't drop that drawl for Greencard).
...and if that doesn't work, I can always just fuck my way to the middle like Ellen Barking or something.
Either way Yay Departed!
Go save a cat from a tree, you fucking homos. Fucking firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
That was my favorite line after the clam one my boyfriend keeps quoting when he sees any type of clergy member.
The blatant F-word use (267 times in some form), Boston-tinged homophobia and violence were more erection inducing than a Cialis Chex Mix.
Watching this movie made me want to act more. It got me passionate. That's why I've set a new goal. By this time the next year, I will be the next Andie McDowell. I will be famous, pimp beautifying products and you will only be able to name (max) two movies that I've done (and one in which Glenn Close's voice didn't overdub mine. Li'l Andie couldn't drop that drawl for Greencard).
...and if that doesn't work, I can always just fuck my way to the middle like Ellen Barking or something.
posted by willam at 2:03 AM
2 Comments:
Ellen Barkin line... A classic and MEOW! Kitty's got claws.
Well, at least the bitch has a cool 12 million to blow on coke now that she's hawked all of her baubles at Christies.
you've got my vote poopsie! you'll get there!
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