Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Grey because of gray.

I don't think I got the role of the effeminate beauty school student. I was in the room for less than 30 seconds. They laughed. I left. The only thing that makes me think it's a "no" is the first guy who went in was in there about 2 minutes and the longer the better usually in my experience. But he was the first guy. Maybe they were setting up the camera or just settling in. They also didn't ask me to do it more than once. Usually, they want to see if you can do it the same take after take. There were 8 guys there for the one role.

It's hard not to question yourself to death one way or another after each job seeking adventure but in this case. There's no questions. I just sooo didn't get it.

...And as I was leaving, this semi-name guy who's gay said to me, "Oh you're already done? They saw you that quick?"

Yes you asshole. You know they did. Now tell your agent that when the submission says "25-35," that means not you. Just because you cover your late 40 gray with the worst single process hair color I've ever seen, does not mean you look 30's. Not that I can fault you for trying because the only person that can work gray is Emmylou Harris and Richard Gere. But seriously, your matte, toupee textured hair sucked all the light outta the room and my concentration.

oh p.s. Yes. I'm evil. When you asked if that was Julie and I said yes, It was really Junie, as in Junie Lowry-Johnson, 5 time Emmy-winner for casting. It's a good idea to know the CD's name if you pretend to actually know them. But I hope you went in that room and gave "Julie" a big ol' hello.

7 Comments:

Blogger Nancy said...

Meow, I love it! =)

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so genius.

7:19 PM  
Blogger Jackie said...

You're wonderful. Loved you on Nip/Tuck and I hope to see you there again. One day I'll write an award winning screenplay and I'll insist you play the lead.

JTB
http://jtbanks.blogspot.com/

3:37 PM  
Anonymous zarz said...

LOL oh you are evil and i LOOOVE IT

love
zarz
xxoo

5:11 PM  
Anonymous d.nied access said...

i bet i know who the sabotage queen in the room was. just based on the hair texture comments... HA!!! you'll get something better. fuck that shit.

8:55 PM  
Blogger willam said...

it would've paled in comparison to your waiter either way. the way you said "corn foam" or whatever with a straight face makes it obvious you're the future patriarch of some great acting dynasty.

Dominiquedevereauxingly,
WILLAM

10:20 PM  
Blogger DannieS72 said...

want some cream kitty kitty? oh gawd that was funny!

6:36 AM  

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