Hit Me Baby .08 times.
I went to Britney's "comeback" show in Anahiem this week. It was basically a fair to above average drag show. A bewigged person lipsynched to moves that looked regurgitated from MTV videos (nevermind the fact that they were at least her videos).
She wore the microphone over her ear and the only good thing it did was keep the wig hair out of her lip gloss on the right side of her face. She wasn't wearing a battery pack either strangely enough...hmmm.
It's sorta like Whitney sitting through a hairdresseing appointment when we all know she could just drop it off at the salon and go for a fuckin' swim.
And speaking of, the wig was very baby's-first-crossdress. Old school drag 101 shit. A headband with a wig attached. COP-OUT. She shoulda gone hardcore pixie hair with a leather catsuit.
All in all, a mediocre show that I would probably go to again had I the chance. It was free at least because I went with a tabloid editor. I shoulda brought the bitch her mail. I keep getting fan letters for her at my house. Return addresses include penetentiaries and church groups. Seriously.
(if you don't understand the mail comment, read the previous entry)
She wore the microphone over her ear and the only good thing it did was keep the wig hair out of her lip gloss on the right side of her face. She wasn't wearing a battery pack either strangely enough...hmmm.
It's sorta like Whitney sitting through a hairdresseing appointment when we all know she could just drop it off at the salon and go for a fuckin' swim.
And speaking of, the wig was very baby's-first-crossdress. Old school drag 101 shit. A headband with a wig attached. COP-OUT. She shoulda gone hardcore pixie hair with a leather catsuit.
All in all, a mediocre show that I would probably go to again had I the chance. It was free at least because I went with a tabloid editor. I shoulda brought the bitch her mail. I keep getting fan letters for her at my house. Return addresses include penetentiaries and church groups. Seriously.
(if you don't understand the mail comment, read the previous entry)
posted by willam at 2:05 PM
10 Comments:
willam,
i grow to love you more with every passing blog. seriously.
for The Whit bit...about leaving the hair and going for a swim...just came really close to having a mouthful of iced coffee come out my surgically-unenhanced snoot...you are a friggin genius, W...love you!
seems to me that it's WAY too early for britney to "come back." she needs to stay away at least as long as it takes to come up with a new hit song and grow enough hair for a good weave. whitney, on the other hand, can totally work a wig. being a woman in her 50s with no shame (clearly), enough make-up caked onto her face to beautify three middle eastern men and more talent in her right fake tit than britney will ever muster in her entire life, yeah... come on back, whitney.
HOTTT. That's the kinda stuff we crave from you over HERE!!
Stalking you lovingly,
Ron
ToasterMag.com
omg-she needs to get a better freaking wig!
UGH-greed Darryl. also, i just bought Dreamgirls on DVD. You know michael bennett said no to her for the original cast of Dreamgirls...and then when the movie came about it was going to be her and Kelly Price as Effie but she wanted to shuffle things and make it so DEENA sang the big Effie number...and then the poor dear did that concert where she went on and on about how she owned the Dorothy Dandridge manuscript and Halle went and did it and did it good.
Thanks for that. I wanted to go so I'm glad to know what I missed. Not much.
OOPS! She did it again.
Glad you got to witness her "comeback" ?!?!
omg. the best review evah!! i have to quote you on my blog... let me know if it's not okay!
I agree with Daniel and followed his link to read it all! Great Review!
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