Gone to 'lantic City
Do not let your dog eat your getting-outta-jail present.
It's a piece of driftwood surrounded by 3 carats of diamonds on chunky chain. It covers up the remaining handcuff scuffs well.
And see...the next time it gets all Tyson/Holyfield up in my house, you can be sure I'll get all hood-rat and ask my girl to hold my jewelry.
(or I just won't fight anymore...blah blah lesson blah bling bling blah.)
posted by willam at 3:45 AM
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"blah blah lesson blah bling bling blah.)"
Lesson shmesson. Kobe Bryant's wife got a 4 mill ring in apology for his cheating, the least your man can do is gift you with some bling for getting your ass thrown into jail. The lesson here is that when an injustice is committed against you, you get bling in return. (Apparently no one ever told MY man that though...)
I don't know, Willam. I think I would have said, "You see that piece of WOOD? That's where the giant emerald is supposed to be!!"
I think I'd say, give me your plastic ... I'll pick it our myself.
post a pic of your man, we wanna see him
i think your bracelet is fabulous.
I can't believe that bastard gave you a piece of wood. If I were your boyfriend I wouldn't treat you like crap in the first place. And I'm straight, but I still think your sexy.
the wood has diamonds around it and i love it.
Oh well, like they say..... diamonds are a girl's best friend. At least you like it. However, I still think your hot.
thanx. compliment acceptance is always weird. i wanna say something nice about you but nothing rhymes with anonymous
Just call me Tom. Like cat. Mrow!!!
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