Saturday, July 28, 2007
About Me

- Name: willam
- Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
short story- couldn't get work in nyc, moved to LA, ducttaped my nuts into a dress, got Nip/Tuck'ed, opened a business booking strippers in LA. Hobbies include telling assholes they're assholes & commenting on dumb shit...and let's just sound it out- "will-uhm bell-eye."

11 Comments:
1 i think her retainer is clearly full of dental bleach and she's over doing it
2 her collagen injections give her that come here and let me suck you smile I so enjoy.
Look like somebody needs a shitload of poactiv, lol.
-Tom, like cat
agreed tom and booyah. there's no airbrushing in jail.
voice of dissent: she's a hot bitch.
Another one bites the dust.
Remember back in the day when child stars went down the wrong path it was such a scandal? (All the kids from Different Strokes, those kids from that show with Buffy and Buddy or whatever, the youngest kid from 8 is Enough?) Now it seems tres chic to be an irresponsible partier (Paris, Britney, Lindsay). If you're an adult in LaLa Land you adopt a foreign baby - if you're a kid in LaLa Land you go to rehab (and don't wear panties).
ok, she's just a messsssss...
but tell me...was that you in the movie "Because I said So.".....at the table in the restaurant with Diane Keaton?
I gotta know! If it was, you havew. THE most beautiful hair I have. ever. seen.
I hate it when gay guys are prettier than me! ;)
At first glance I thought that was your mugshot. And I thought, "Oh Willam straightened his hair."
Oh c'mon Willam ain't that bad off. If that were Willam's mugshot, it would've looked a lot sexier. Lindsay wishes she'd looked that good.
-Tom (like cat)
P.S. Oh BTW, my real name is Antonious. Tony for short.
boy, U R A NUT. Seriously, you are a fool. This was too funny...and no, she SHANT be trusted!
Is it just my imagination or was that a goatee on her face. No wait that's merde vu coup (lol).
-Antonius
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