Sequel
Remember that Depression-set movie where the chick used to jump on galloping horses and ride them off a diving board way up in the air? Into stupid little pools? Shockingly, she went blind in one of the jumps (goggles? anyone? no. ok...) It was super sad especially 'cause she couldn't be trusted to pick her own outfits anymore and there was so much texture in the 20's.
Well it's time for a follow up.
In this one, we take a methed out queen who likes to jump off the roof of a West Hollywood strip mall into a wagon full of wigs. It's because she can't afford a flat iron and wants to smash all the hair straight with the weight of his ass. She is blind too but her glasses have rhinestones (not Swarovski though-she spent the money on the meth-keep up!)
There's no script, budget or wardrobe but there is poster art.
Well it's time for a follow up.
In this one, we take a methed out queen who likes to jump off the roof of a West Hollywood strip mall into a wagon full of wigs. It's because she can't afford a flat iron and wants to smash all the hair straight with the weight of his ass. She is blind too but her glasses have rhinestones (not Swarovski though-she spent the money on the meth-keep up!)
There's no script, budget or wardrobe but there is poster art.
posted by willam at 9:24 PM
17 Comments:
YOU ~will~ let us all know when the release date is, ~right~?
btw, you wouldn't happen to know who that fabulous young starlet is that's playing the lead, do you?
Can I be an extra and do banana crosses in the background?
Lexi
That was beautiful, Willam.
:-D
Um, ok. Wow, what can I say. Ya know it's been a while since I laughed this hard. Oops I hope I didn't wet myself. Oh wait, false alarm. Whew, lol. Yep, I'm still laughing. Sorry if this wasn't supposed to be funny. Oh but dammit I can't help it. Ohmygod somebody help me. Ahem, sorry 'bout that. Anyway, uh......never mind. LOL!!!!!
-Antonius
P.S. No more Tomcat...... unless by request. Hey, guess which season of nip/tuck I'm watching on dvd right now?
i like antonious!
it was supposed to be funny.
my friend and i were thinking of making a short film called Blood Rhinestone spoofing leo too
Damn I feel good. God I love being a night owl. Insomniac's delight or whatever they call it. Maybe that should be my nickname. Hmmm......nah. So uh do ya think they'll bring back Cherry Peck on nip/tuck. Cuz I know season four was missing something. And it damn sure wasn't JR Ewing, LOL!!! Ohmygod I hope I'm not losing it. Wait, no don't worry 'bout me. Well anyway, you stay sexy willam.
-Antonius
Cherry won't be back. She's not alive. Potentially a flashback but i do not expect it at all. Focus has shifted back to the docs, which as a fan i love.
Damn. Well I hope you get your own tv show. Or at least another compelling guest spot on a highly rated series. I heard you were filming a movie recently. I really think you're terrific. I hope to meet you someday. And if I ever get to L>A., I'll definitely look you up. Thanks.
-Antonius
Hilarious!
... and hey, I liked that movie "wild Hearts Can't Be Broken" ...
I have a feeling part 2 would bring us to tears for a totally different reason!
you are looking gorgeous...
Oh, I would go see THIS movie!!! Only if you're the star, of course.
When I read "methed out queen who likes to jump off the roof . . . " I thought of Eddie Murphy's poor tranny that died mysteriously.
oh the poor dear. i remember that. She "fell" after she wouldn't sign that paper saying she didn't really mean what she said. the other 12 are signed, and got paid.
bless her heart. hope heaven's fierce
Ohmygod, did that really happen. I really gotta stop "medicating" myself so much (LOL). But no really, I think trannies should stop being treated like crap. Maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about but if a tranny took an intrest in me, I would treat her like a queen (no pun intended). And earlier I mentioned I'm staight. But I would still go out with a tranny. I'm VERY comfortable with my sexuality. So what even if i never saw "The Crying Game". Ohgod I need a girlfriend. Sorry if I'm rambling but I had to get this offa my chest. Whew.
-Antonius
I've had your Tranny McGuyver video favorited for about a year now, and I finally decided to stalk you down and figure out who you were.
Essentially, William Belli, you're magnificent, you make me laugh like crazy, and your old DBF sounds like a total piece of shit.
I adore you, keep writing, you hot beyotch.
Love,
Thea (a straight girl from Michigan)
Thea,
thank you...
More tranny mcguyver coming soon. if you wanna sticker or something signed, email me your address @ willambelli.com
WILLAM
Ah, Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken, that video has been sitting, unopened for years in the video rack in my parents house. I think someone gave it as a gift, but it was just too cheap and sappy for regifting, so it just sat unopen.
Thanks for warning me about the ending. Although maybe now the next time I'm stuck there, I can stick it in the VCR and think about how much better your version would have been.
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