Thursday, September 27, 2007

Being reared.

A friend wrote a blog mentioning her mother's sometimes rascist comments that she would slough off by saying that's "just how her generation was raised" and shit like that.

My parents would do the same thing. I think it's inexcusable and stupid. Now that I'm having a kid soon I know I have to be super careful to mind my p's and q's too. I say homo and faggot way too much.

Trying to find good child care will be tough too. I hire some old English nanny and I risk Miss Doubtfire dying on me. I hire a hot, trendy manny and he'll end up screwing Boyfriend. Do I hire some Euro girl au pair? She'll just end up stealing my clothes.

Either way, it'll be a pleasant and racism-free work enviornment. No swastikas or nooses in the trees. In fact the only thing in trees here are pinatas and panties and both are changed weekly when Gardener comes (I don't know his name but I capitalize to show respect).

I'm gonna teach my kids all about respect and shit.

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So like, are you going to adopt?

-Antonius

7:22 PM  
Blogger willam said...

nope. read back blogs and you'll see what's up. IVF with my sis and Boyfriend

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh I see. Pfft, silly me.

-Antonius

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so instead of adopting a baby thats already here, yall are going to have a brand new one made? ummm, ever hear of overpopulation? how about peak oil? please leave reproducing to the mexicans and just focus on your showbusiness stuff. im wondering if this isnt just a ploy to get your hooks into bfs finances guaranteed for the next 18. anyways, im gonna go take a shit. - trannylicious san diego

8:34 PM  
Blogger willam said...

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8:43 PM  
Blogger willam said...

ever hear of overpopulation? YES

how about peak oil? YES

please leave reproducing to the mexicans and just focus on your showbusiness stuff. STEREOTYPING PRICK. I JUST WROTE ABOUT RACISM IN THIS VERY BLOG.

im wondering if this isnt just a ploy to get your hooks into bfs finances guaranteed for the next 18. MY NAME'S ON ALL THE MORTGAGES, THE CARS, ETC...I'VE BEEN WITH HIM 5+ YEARS. HOW 'BOUT YOU NOT WORRY ABOUT WHO I GIVE MY LOVE TO OK? I FIND YOUR QUESTIONING OF MY MOTIVES TO BE A PARENT TO BE IN POOR TASTE. I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND ENOUGH TO SEE ANOTHER VERSION OF HIM IN A PERSON I DON'T KNOW YET.

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think its pretty selfish thats all, and i dont think its going to mend your relationship. it will add strain if anything. -trannylicious san diego

10:15 PM  
Blogger willam said...

nothing needs mending. we're fine. I'm not sorry that we're not your Brangelina adopting type. Why are you attacking me? Celebrating our relationship through a child should be a wonderful thing shouldn't it?

10:18 PM  
Blogger willam said...

im wondering if this isnt just a ploy to get your hooks into bfs finances guaranteed for the next 18


THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE. YOU JUST CALLED ME A GOLD DIGGER AND EQUATED ME WITH SCHEMING SOMEONE LIKE A HOOKER. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. IF YOU WANT TO EMAIL YOUR PHONE NUMBER, I'LL CALL YOU AND TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT I THINK ON THIS.

10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'M HALF MEXICAN, YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

-Antonius

10:24 PM  
Blogger Nancy said...

"Being Reared" ... double entendre .... I didn't expect that post.

A baby, awe ... I must have missed that post ... I'll go pilfer through your archives.

When is the due date?

Oh yeah, congratulations!

4:40 AM  
Anonymous love2all said...

Congrats, Willam!!! I'm so excited for you. (I missed the news about this too, for some reason!) I have two wonderful little ones (both angels and devils at the same time) - I love coming home to my babies (now 5 & 3)!

And please, delete nasty comments, you should not have happy news such as this peppered with negativity.

Gee... I know this isn't the same thing but I work for a humane society and sometimes my friends buy a cat or dog from a breeder. Sure, we have lots of animals that need to be adopted and some people would probably give my friends flak about going to the breeder. But all I care about is that an animal somewhere will be given lots of love, regardless of how they got there.

Should I not have conceived my kids? Should I have adopted instead? Come on, anonymous... why try to make anyone feel guilty for such a thing?

5:52 AM  
Blogger Kelley said...

Congrats!! What a blessing. I look forward to reading more about the process.

As for a Halloween costume-you'd look amazing as a 40's/WWII era cigarette girl with a gorgeous pin-up due, micro mini, stockings with the line down the back, and a box of goodies!

8:20 AM  
Blogger willam said...

nancy- we don't know due date yet. just got the contracts signed with the lawyers and insurance people.
love2all-one of the things i dont' talk about is volunteering. i actually do help out with adoptions at like fairs and farmers markets. used to do the shelters but all they'd let me do is clean up waste and it was murder on my sinuses.
Kelley- ohmygod we can totally mommy&me it up! lol. 40's is a totally great idea. i didn't even think of that!

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your DNA would look BEYOND fab on any child. Congrats!!!

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Um don't worry. This is nothing. Boy this looks stupid. LMAO.

-Antonius

10:36 PM  
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Mmm, eh I dunno. Oh well.

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you ever notice that the first two initials of trannylicious san diego switched around to become sexually transmitted disease. Yeah that's right I said it, huh. What?

-Antonius

1:04 AM  
Blogger Austin said...

Baby's not moving into the guest room is it? What a shame to waste that TV.

7:43 PM  
Blogger willam said...

girl my house is 5 bedrooms. you got a spot anytime. bring some pretty door handles or whatever you do for living. miss ya

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Willam, how can I get some of my stupid comments deleted?

-Antonius

2:09 PM  
Blogger willam said...

register with blogger and you can delete comments with ease in the future.

2:12 PM  
Blogger tjhardin said...

Overpoulation? Soylent Green anyone? LMAO.

3:40 PM  

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