LA Ink: yes or no
YES- it was me on LA Ink.
NO- it's not the lowest point of my career (we'll let the Dr. Steve-O show episode on USA Network for November 5th take that title).
YES- i know now that blondes don't look good in gold.
NO- organ transplant meds did not make me gain weight. i just did that on my own for fun.
So to recap- my year thus far:
1. Learned I was definitely not the next Pussy Cat Doll.
2. had a four line role acting sad about the death of Candis Cayne's character on CSI:NY
3. lost out a part playing opposite a Redgrave on a hot pilot cast by the same folks who do nip/tuck.
4. went to jail after not one audition for pilot season
5. did a comedy central show and 3 reality shows
6. was barred from even auditioning for Dirty Sexy Money for the Candis Cayne part.
7. didn't get a role on nip/tuck's Ryan Murphy new show about trannies (that went to the #3 chick too)
also, I bought a bolo tie but that actually looks cute. I only included it because most people think I look quite unfortch in it.
NO- it's not the lowest point of my career (we'll let the Dr. Steve-O show episode on USA Network for November 5th take that title).
YES- i know now that blondes don't look good in gold.
NO- organ transplant meds did not make me gain weight. i just did that on my own for fun.
So to recap- my year thus far:
1. Learned I was definitely not the next Pussy Cat Doll.
2. had a four line role acting sad about the death of Candis Cayne's character on CSI:NY
3. lost out a part playing opposite a Redgrave on a hot pilot cast by the same folks who do nip/tuck.
4. went to jail after not one audition for pilot season
5. did a comedy central show and 3 reality shows
6. was barred from even auditioning for Dirty Sexy Money for the Candis Cayne part.
7. didn't get a role on nip/tuck's Ryan Murphy new show about trannies (that went to the #3 chick too)
also, I bought a bolo tie but that actually looks cute. I only included it because most people think I look quite unfortch in it.
posted by willam at 12:34 AM
9 Comments:
I missed you on LA Ink! Did you get a tattoo? I'm going to have to search Tivo to see when it's replaying again. Wish you were on the tranny show that's being made. I'll boycott it for you if you'd like! :)
You're better than Dirty Sexy Money. Seriously, the show isn't all that. Michael
You looked really hot on LA Ink. It's a good thing I watch it every Tuesday. Kat Von D is fucking awesome.
hey michael. thanks. i'm loving DS$ though. i'll watch anything.
I went to my first drag show Sunday night. It was like a middle school talent show. The only good performer was Missy Elliott.
my favorite drag performer just died. her name was miss kiwi and she did Oops...(the missy song) and the end it's got a little breakdown and then silence and then breakdown and silence...she took a sip of someone's scotch in the first little music gap, posed through the next two seconds and then pulled out her thong and poured the rest in the front of her panties. it was hilarious. Rest in flawless peace Kiwi
This will be my last comment. I'm moving to Argentina. Goodbye, Willam.
-Antonius
Do they not have the internets in argentina?
i dunno. have fun in ARG.
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