LA Ink: yes or no
NO- it's not the lowest point of my career (we'll let the Dr. Steve-O show episode on USA Network for November 5th take that title).
YES- i know now that blondes don't look good in gold.
NO- organ transplant meds did not make me gain weight. i just did that on my own for fun.
So to recap- my year thus far:
1. Learned I was definitely not the next Pussy Cat Doll.
2. had a four line role acting sad about the death of Candis Cayne's character on CSI:NY
3. lost out a part playing opposite a Redgrave on a hot pilot cast by the same folks who do nip/tuck.
4. went to jail after not one audition for pilot season
5. did a comedy central show and 3 reality shows
6. was barred from even auditioning for Dirty Sexy Money for the Candis Cayne part.
7. didn't get a role on nip/tuck's Ryan Murphy new show about trannies (that went to the #3 chick too)
also, I bought a bolo tie but that actually looks cute. I only included it because most people think I look quite unfortch in it.