Twinstinct
My cousin Nicole and I are like twins. We're both unnaturally blond, loud, and have big tits (mine are kept in sock drawer though).
Her Halloween plans are prepping up mysteriously close to mine. Read on:
NICOLE: I gotta paint myself all green
WILLAM: OMG. I gotta paint myself all blue for Smurfette
NICOLE: Shut up! I was gonna call you and ask if you had anything I could wear to be the Statue of Liberty.
WILLAM: Just wrap a seafoam green toga around yourself.
NICOLE: No...I'm gonna be a Slutty Statue of Liberty
WILLAM: Naturally.
NICOLE: Smurfette is pretty slutty too. Y'know?
WILLAM: I know right? Big village, one girl. You do the math.
NICOLE: I hate math.
Her Halloween plans are prepping up mysteriously close to mine. Read on:
NICOLE: I gotta paint myself all green
WILLAM: OMG. I gotta paint myself all blue for Smurfette
NICOLE: Shut up! I was gonna call you and ask if you had anything I could wear to be the Statue of Liberty.
WILLAM: Just wrap a seafoam green toga around yourself.
NICOLE: No...I'm gonna be a Slutty Statue of Liberty
WILLAM: Naturally.
NICOLE: Smurfette is pretty slutty too. Y'know?
WILLAM: I know right? Big village, one girl. You do the math.
NICOLE: I hate math.
posted by willam at 1:40 PM
10 Comments:
Oy vey.
Slutty statue of liberty is a brilliant idea. But so is Smurfette. I want to see pics!
Michael in D.C.
Can't wait for the photos =)
Mmm, Smurfette.
Ya know they shoulda made the Statue of Liberty naked when they were building it. Besides, I think the french gave that statue to America as a gift. =D
-Dr. DeVilLe
Hey Willam I wonder how you'd look in a Catwoman costume. Mrow.
-Boris the Cat
I went to Manhattan recently and I never realized that the Statue of Liberty is fatter in person. Strange to say that but it was true!
But she's a sexy bitch. You know that drape-y dress is just begging to fall off.
If you both dress up, you will HAVE to post pics, Willam!
"I hate math."
Brilliant.
This is amazing. You need your own reality tv show. It would be much better than whats-her-name that makes the ugly Baby Phat clothes.
Just make sure it's on Bravo and not the Style Network, the OC isn't cool enough for Style Network.
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