This is going to make me seem all high and mighty and shit but I feel all inspired to write the following. Maybe I should put on my Jessica Savitch hair.
It's going to seem like I'm on a soapbox for a minute but it's not like that at all. I'm actually wearing denim 4.5 inch Miu Miu platforms.
So I know a someone sorta famous and very gay-mous. He says his next role will not be a gay one, in order to expand on his repetoire. Is there something wrong with saying that? According to lots, yea. There's what I think is a negative sort of slant in the article here on Queerty
, a site that I read every day and has been supportive of me.
I think it's a jab at him. He knows about this. I read it this morning and then saw he posted about it also. I love how the comments are split down the middle. I felt the need to throw my hat in the ring. actors tend to get pigeonholed. good for him for trying to break out early in his career. RuPaul and Divine only got to play straight after they got stunt-casted into their roles.
I can't even get into a fucking casting room unless I have duct tape between my legs even with a litany of credits. I'm on Daryll's side. I'm not as famous as he is and I have a stalker so i don't know why there's issue taken with his relating to Brangelina.
Build it up to tear it down, huh? I love that he's not playing by the supposed protocol of what someone who's assumed to be gay and playing a gay character should do.
"We defy augury. There is special providence in the fall of a sparrow."
There were rumors the author of that was a fag too. We should exhume him, Liberace and Paul Lynde and prop em up and try and get an opinion on this outta them.
Now that whole we-defy-augury thing. It's just something I say when I don't know what to say but want to sound smart. But I think it actually applies here. Nevermind the fact that I misspelled augury so badly Google did not even recognize it. So that might not apply.
But just f.y.i. for if you think I'm jacked about this or the quote doesn't fit- It's the tall-ass Miu Miu's fault. They're cutting off the blood to my brain. They're a 41Euro and I'm a 43Euro minimum. Back to Nordstrom's.
I wish I could do what he's doing and say my next role won't be an LGBT one just for the variety aspect of the notion. But the world needs tranny hookers and punchlines.
While were on the subject of tranny hookers, let's make the obvious jump. Fergie. Trash with meth face gone glam is still trash (but like hot stanky, trash can sweating July trash that would make you slap your mom). There's nothing wrong with trash mind you but don't you think Josh Duhamel is like, "Yo guys. I'm dating Fergie. Come over and try it out. Yea. I said it. I mean her fergastankish crotch."
This post has no continuity and by me pressing publish, you'll think I don't care about you but I truly do. But if I stay down here and write any longer, I know I'll open my fridge and start eating.
Wanna know how to depress a bulimic. Let them know that laxatives actually have calories.