Swish goes the Rockdogs
So my boyfriend and I have the luxury or sponsoring a gay basketball league that he played on through the 90's in San Francisco. His best friend still manages the team actually. They're also the focus of a new Logo show. They won the gay games in Atlanta last year and won some sport conference thing in LA this weekend.
All these wonderful things meant one thing to me though. Party. At. My. House.
I was in tall, gay man heaven. My guy's 6'6". We had a 6'9"er, a 6'11"er...It was amazing. I had to turn the air down for fear that these big hunk of meat men might spoil. I had my pool and hot tub heated to about 100 degrees too but what does my boyfriend go and do? He offers people swimsuits!!! I know! Can you even believe it? Hot, GAY basketballers who are probably OK with jumping in a pool in their drawers and he offers them MORE coverage.
One of the only reason I agreed to have my house sullied by all these fine athletes was for the fact I was hoping to see them wet and naked. Coincidentally, it was also I who broke out the Patron. To my good fortune, teams from Jersey, Phoenix, D.C. & other worldly ports of call stopped by too. It was like Epcot for my asshole. I winked at all them boys (and not with the blue eyes)
Anyway it was tons of fun and I'm looking forward to watching their show. It should be on Logo this February along with my girl's Calpernia's show Transamerican Love Story.
Swish (in the hoop, not with the hips)
All these wonderful things meant one thing to me though. Party. At. My. House.
I was in tall, gay man heaven. My guy's 6'6". We had a 6'9"er, a 6'11"er...It was amazing. I had to turn the air down for fear that these big hunk of meat men might spoil. I had my pool and hot tub heated to about 100 degrees too but what does my boyfriend go and do? He offers people swimsuits!!! I know! Can you even believe it? Hot, GAY basketballers who are probably OK with jumping in a pool in their drawers and he offers them MORE coverage.
One of the only reason I agreed to have my house sullied by all these fine athletes was for the fact I was hoping to see them wet and naked. Coincidentally, it was also I who broke out the Patron. To my good fortune, teams from Jersey, Phoenix, D.C. & other worldly ports of call stopped by too. It was like Epcot for my asshole. I winked at all them boys (and not with the blue eyes)
Anyway it was tons of fun and I'm looking forward to watching their show. It should be on Logo this February along with my girl's Calpernia's show Transamerican Love Story.
Swish (in the hoop, not with the hips)
posted by willam at 1:56 PM
10 Comments:
Boy do I feel like a midget. I'm only 5'5". Being short sucks.
-tj
Well, it sounded like you had a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really great time!
i love reading your blog. I just have one question..do you ever read perez hilton?
yea. he's actually a friend from years ago...like before the blog
You crack me up!
Hey Willam I just saw the trailer for that movie "Defying Gravity" on YouTube and ohnygod you look AMAZING!!! Like a GODDESS!!!
-tj
Cause MacGyver was a queer. lol. I can't wait until the next Tranny episode. Where are you these days? Are you still helping Anthony out?
we just finished shooting. i'll let you know when it premiers out here for Outfest. still doing the stripper thing yea. best job EVER. where you at with the micky's thing?
Just found your blog via Fightin Mad Mary, She set me up with my blog. You are very funny and I like your blog.
I've been working at Cybersocket for the last couple of months and still washing glasses at Eleven. Check out the March issue, I wrote a piece on blogs and I say some nice things about you. Glad to here you're still shaking your bits for dollars.
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