Homothetical Question
Say a couple throws a party for a sporting event gays don't care about. Stanley Cup perhaps...The couple gets in a fight because one half of said couple does something he's not supposed to (according to the relationship rules and the West Hollywood Sheriff). What's the appropriate action for the maligned party to take?
a) blow the cater waiter
b) shopping spree (hit em up style...very Blu Cantrell chic)
c) fuck the cater waiter
d) all the above
Just wondering...
a) blow the cater waiter
b) shopping spree (hit em up style...very Blu Cantrell chic)
c) fuck the cater waiter
d) all the above
Just wondering...
posted by willam at 8:56 PM
9 Comments:
:D) All of the above
-tj
well, as long as you finish by the end of half time, sports ettiquette says you're free to do whatever you like to. The important thing is being in your seat for the second half. That may be a problem for the catering boy, but I don't think he'll mind.
Rut-Ro ... sounds like trouble in River City.
Your choice, just don't end up in that nasty holding tank again =)
Um, I'd like to say all of the above. That's my choice. I'm very Margaret Cho in that way. We are kind of polyamorous... aren't you too (I thought you were)? Hypothetically, of course. ;)
Hope things are ok, babe.
just b, i think.. i am no fun!
Personally I'd go for B) shopping spree(hit em up style) Why mess up your flawless makeup an hair when you could be at the spa getting a mani & pedi. Or buying some fabu outfits. Unless of course the Cater Waiter was REALLY HAUT. Then go with D) All of the above.
Hope your man can bark his way out of the doghouse and you both kiss an make-up.
D. Twice.
Hey, I'm gay, and I watch the Stanley Cup finals (and the rest of the playoffs, too).
Anonymous #2 wins the prize, though, since there is no halftime in NHL games.
Well, if my guess is right and one half of said couple is, maybe, possibly.....
all of the above! hollaaaaaa
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