Idle Idolatry pt. 3
I went to American Idol as an audience member last Tuesday. I was not thrilled to hear it was Andrew Lloyd Webber night. Now can I just say I've had multiple friends make it to as high as almost top 36 (high 30's Tony n' Tina's Wedding cast member Jen Caprice) to top 2 Katharine (w/anA) McPhee.
I've never seen my girls step on a stage without utter confidence & showmanship.
American Idol this season is not like that. Most of the performers ambled out, had to be put exactly on their mark and counted in. Like they couldn't get a grasp on it from the dress rehearsal an hour earlier? That Brooke chick singing a line and a half of a song and starting over?! Quelle horror! Carly's song was like half a key too high and sounded screechy live and that Jason Castro made methadone patients look peppy. Drink a RedBull already.
The Syeasha chick was good but miss lady and I need to have a sit-down.
I've tried on that same $975 Herve Leger bandage dress Syeasha wore last week while I was on Melrose. I put heels on so I could see how it really looked once the booty was tooshed up. That was just for the DRESSING ROOM.
So honey. Can you tell me what kinda country talent show you thought you were on that you didn't need to put on shoes to sing? This is not amateur hour.
Put on a kitten heel at least for fuck's sake!
I've never seen my girls step on a stage without utter confidence & showmanship.
American Idol this season is not like that. Most of the performers ambled out, had to be put exactly on their mark and counted in. Like they couldn't get a grasp on it from the dress rehearsal an hour earlier? That Brooke chick singing a line and a half of a song and starting over?! Quelle horror! Carly's song was like half a key too high and sounded screechy live and that Jason Castro made methadone patients look peppy. Drink a RedBull already.
The Syeasha chick was good but miss lady and I need to have a sit-down.
I've tried on that same $975 Herve Leger bandage dress Syeasha wore last week while I was on Melrose. I put heels on so I could see how it really looked once the booty was tooshed up. That was just for the DRESSING ROOM.
So honey. Can you tell me what kinda country talent show you thought you were on that you didn't need to put on shoes to sing? This is not amateur hour.
Put on a kitten heel at least for fuck's sake!
posted by willam at 7:16 PM
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p.s. if you're gonna comment don't you even try that bullshit about heels scratching a piano. rubber tip soles or masking tape on the bottom would make them quiet and add traction. I did extra work in heels. i know this shit.
Damn Willam, I was going to comment about the piano scratching thing, or that maybe she didn't want to slide off the piano on heels because she was afraid of an unsteady landing? Either way, yeah, put on some shoes...
Syesha did it again. Barefoot. This time, there was no piano to scratch. She seems to just like to walk around barefoot.
Can't believe that you haven't called American Idol and tried to talk some sense into that girl.
It is driving me crazy that the girl keeps taking off her shoes.
She's been doing this all season, even during "Hollywood Week" she took them off on stage.
I want to point out to her that she's not exactly on the cleanest of floors and she looks like some bimbo from the middle of farm country when she does that (I can say that, I'm from farm country). It completely ruined the dress.
Even my husband said that dress needed F**K Me heels.
Truly. I mean, if you're going to be on FUCKING TV, put some shoes on. It's not hard, people.
Alex wrote a blog about you, she really does admire you. I love her, she's so cool. Anyway, thought I'd drop you a line, haven't commented in a little while.
oneloveonelight- totally right bout alex. amazing chick.
i hope one day i'm as good of an actor as she is. or at least as famous as how good she is at acting. cause tht would be a lot. shit. i'm a littel tipsy. bad grahm.
WILLAM
All that bad dress booty AND you had to listen to Andrew Lloyd Webber songs too??? Thank God there's no place to buy tomatoes nearby--I would've decorated those bastards.
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