Bigger than the rush of '49
I was co-starring on Comedy Central's The Chocolate News last week as the winner of the Tri-River Downtown Glam Fabulous Pageant named Supernova Chablis (and as you can tell, this takes place in cliche-ville)
Anyway, me and some extras I know took some candids.
Now I'm not great at math but let's get quadratic & shit.
Say an Indian (dot, not feather) person made fun of an Asian person in Eurasia-y land. Is that like a Black guy making fun of a White guy in the US? And if so, when an Asian lady boy disses a Black queen, is it worse than if a white bitch like me said I'm "digging for black gold" (yes that's me on my knees)? If a tree falls in the forest on a really hot bigot, does a tranny still go through his pockets for change or try to tap the tree for maple syrup?
Sorry. Tangent... I hope this post will help to inform people worldwide that keeping your racism geographically appropriate is really necessary. And don't get too offended. I love the person that made the comment and only am posting it because I found it laugh out loud funny. Didn't want to get any "oh-no-she-didunt's" from the readership.
Anyway, me and some extras I know took some candids.
Now I'm not great at math but let's get quadratic & shit.
Say an Indian (dot, not feather) person made fun of an Asian person in Eurasia-y land. Is that like a Black guy making fun of a White guy in the US? And if so, when an Asian lady boy disses a Black queen, is it worse than if a white bitch like me said I'm "digging for black gold" (yes that's me on my knees)? If a tree falls in the forest on a really hot bigot, does a tranny still go through his pockets for change or try to tap the tree for maple syrup?
Sorry. Tangent... I hope this post will help to inform people worldwide that keeping your racism geographically appropriate is really necessary. And don't get too offended. I love the person that made the comment and only am posting it because I found it laugh out loud funny. Didn't want to get any "oh-no-she-didunt's" from the readership.
posted by willam at 12:39 PM
4 Comments:
i'm not sure it was racist. i think he/she was referring to the fact that it looks like you are sticking your hand up his/her ass. thus, "digging for black gold."
Come on Willam...me racist? I live in friggin' Atlanta for goodness sakes.
And anonymous was right, it was a joke because it did look like you had your hand up Barry's bump (who I adore by the way).
I normally love your posts...but that was a tad harsh don't you think?
Lexi (aka Lola Lita)
Was joking. Sheesh. Thats why i called myself a white bitch and said the shit about a tranny going thru a dead mans pockets or looking for molasses. Lord. Lexi is gorgeous & funny.
Love the heels btw.
-tj
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