Sara Gilbert, the middle daughter from Roseanne, was trying to sell me high end women's shoes when all I really wanted was like one of those 50 cent milk cartons from like a high school cafeteria.
So many things wrong with this.
1. I buy my shoes online since no one carries Louboutins, Choos or Manolos in a 12.
2. I'm lactose intolerant so the milk? Not so much.
3. A lesbian selling high heels? That's just sci-fi.