GoGo Leath-uh Weekend.
One of my favorite clients that I supply boxmeat for is Tattoo Chris. Go to that site and you'll see the words DUNGEON CRUISE PARTY despite the fact that there's no boat.
Anyway, the USA's Leather Weekend entertainment that takes place in LA is produced by him. I also worked the door for him due to my ability to keep a straight face when a man born in 1944 is wearing a leather thong AND you can see white all the way around his pupils he's so tweaked.
I'd like to share some things I heard while working (all while trying not to judge)
1. Two guys are reading Circuit Noize magazine by the door. It's a party that chronicles circuit parties (which are giant massive balls that involve muscled gay men)
Upon spotting a picture of a guy in said magazine, Party goer #1 says "That's my ex boyfriend....well psuedo...he fucked me without a condom at White Party."
2. The sound system failed for a minute and left the music off and the lights out briefly. A straight security guard told me "Two partygoers were screwing in the electrical room and hit the breaker. I caught two bums fucking in a Dunkin Donuts I own and kicked him stupid.". To be fair though, the security guard was from Jersey and I was charging people $20 who forgot their i.d.s. Old School security. Love it.
3. Some guy who was pissed that his boyfriend never showed up after 2 hours came at me with this:
him: Can I have my money back?
ME: Sure. You can fish it out of my asshole,
him: your asshole?!
ME: Yea...with your tongue.
I'm pretty sure there's still a quarter up there. Something's rattlin'.
Anyway, the USA's Leather Weekend entertainment that takes place in LA is produced by him. I also worked the door for him due to my ability to keep a straight face when a man born in 1944 is wearing a leather thong AND you can see white all the way around his pupils he's so tweaked.
I'd like to share some things I heard while working (all while trying not to judge)
1. Two guys are reading Circuit Noize magazine by the door. It's a party that chronicles circuit parties (which are giant massive balls that involve muscled gay men)
Upon spotting a picture of a guy in said magazine, Party goer #1 says "That's my ex boyfriend....well psuedo...he fucked me without a condom at White Party."
2. The sound system failed for a minute and left the music off and the lights out briefly. A straight security guard told me "Two partygoers were screwing in the electrical room and hit the breaker. I caught two bums fucking in a Dunkin Donuts I own and kicked him stupid.". To be fair though, the security guard was from Jersey and I was charging people $20 who forgot their i.d.s. Old School security. Love it.
3. Some guy who was pissed that his boyfriend never showed up after 2 hours came at me with this:
him: Can I have my money back?
ME: Sure. You can fish it out of my asshole,
him: your asshole?!
ME: Yea...with your tongue.
I'm pretty sure there's still a quarter up there. Something's rattlin'.
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posted by willam at 2:26 PM
1 Comments:
I wouldn't call a dude who fucks me without a condom my boyfriend. I'd call him my stepdad.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be grossing myself out and making up stepdads all week.
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