KiKi goes to Koi
So I went to my favorite restaurant Koi last night.
Prettiest wait staff, amazing food, tons of celebs. Bruce Willis & child, JJ Abram's default guy Greg Grunberg, the cute son from Weeds, rollergirl Heather Graham (surprisingly, Miss Graham was quite an efficient bus girl...her poor career)
Some complaints. The valet parks the cars 8 blocks away. Takes 15 minutes. The whole time paparazzi are cursing and eating take out and being nuisances. It's called fuckin' LOITERING.
Also, KOI- your capacity is 220. That includes servers. Stop packing it in. If you want to continue to do so at least get another bathroom. In the men's room, there was 1 urinal and 1 toilet. 3 guys from the same group all had to use the stall in a row.
Maybe Koi should go green too and get tankless toilets. Saves water. Oh. But then those 3 guys wouldn't have had anywhere to cut their coke.
How on earth can you taste the delicious spicy tuna crispy rice thing you just paid ten bucks a bite for with coke drip killing your palate?
Prettiest wait staff, amazing food, tons of celebs. Bruce Willis & child, JJ Abram's default guy Greg Grunberg, the cute son from Weeds, rollergirl Heather Graham (surprisingly, Miss Graham was quite an efficient bus girl...her poor career)
Some complaints. The valet parks the cars 8 blocks away. Takes 15 minutes. The whole time paparazzi are cursing and eating take out and being nuisances. It's called fuckin' LOITERING.
Also, KOI- your capacity is 220. That includes servers. Stop packing it in. If you want to continue to do so at least get another bathroom. In the men's room, there was 1 urinal and 1 toilet. 3 guys from the same group all had to use the stall in a row.
Maybe Koi should go green too and get tankless toilets. Saves water. Oh. But then those 3 guys wouldn't have had anywhere to cut their coke.
How on earth can you taste the delicious spicy tuna crispy rice thing you just paid ten bucks a bite for with coke drip killing your palate?
posted by willam at 1:18 AM
4 Comments:
you're a star.
I hate when I don't have any place to cut my coke.
Okay, so I've never done coke. But I've seen it! Some kids at my sister's party were doing lines off a picture they'd taken off the bathroom wall. Does that count? Nah, I didn't think so.
But Koi sounds good, I'll have to put that on my "to do" list.
"How on earth can you taste the delicious spicy tuna crispy rice thing you just paid ten bucks a bite for with coke drip killing your palate?"
Just ask them to make it EXTRA spicy.
nothing screams classy like chopping up a line on the tank. but it takes one to spot one dear :) and more so it takes one to love one, and i love you sugar xoxoxo
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