The Sisterhood of Traveling LIES
Yea...uhm NO. I'm sorry. Ugly Betty can roll around all she wants on a California King trying to squeeze into Gossip Girl's jeans but it ain't happening.
Big is beautiful and all but busted seams aint. She pops a button and someone could lose an eye. I squeezed into a size 4 pair of shorts last week for Legendary Bingo -which I'm hosting again on the 20th- and when I went to take them off, no button. God's way of telling me that formal shorts are on the way out. He in no way meant to intone I'm fat (or not a 4)