The Sisterhood of Traveling LIES
So in the movies (& books) based on The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, the four chicks share a pair of jeans.
Yea...uhm NO. I'm sorry. Ugly Betty can roll around all she wants on a California King trying to squeeze into Gossip Girl's jeans but it ain't happening.
Big is beautiful and all but busted seams aint. She pops a button and someone could lose an eye. I squeezed into a size 4 pair of shorts last week for Legendary Bingo -which I'm hosting again on the 20th- and when I went to take them off, no button. God's way of telling me that formal shorts are on the way out. He in no way meant to intone I'm fat (or not a 4)
Yea...uhm NO. I'm sorry. Ugly Betty can roll around all she wants on a California King trying to squeeze into Gossip Girl's jeans but it ain't happening.
Big is beautiful and all but busted seams aint. She pops a button and someone could lose an eye. I squeezed into a size 4 pair of shorts last week for Legendary Bingo -which I'm hosting again on the 20th- and when I went to take them off, no button. God's way of telling me that formal shorts are on the way out. He in no way meant to intone I'm fat (or not a 4)
posted by willam at 2:45 PM
8 Comments:
THANK YOU!
Uh... my size 8 pants were too tight on me this morning and you popped a button on a size 4? I want to trade asses!
Thanks for the suggestion about Sante Alley - I saw Fightin' Mad Mary's recent post about it. I had no idea such a place existed! We should definitely go for faux bags once I sell my real bags on Ebay!
You are SOOOO not fat! And that's just fucking weird because I just pooped... uh (typo) POPPED a button on my jeans just an hour ago. Weird.
Oh, but booze and mayonnaise are just too yummy to quit. I had a California veggie burger a minute ago but I slathered mayo on it. Probably defeated the purpose, huh?
Wow, a size 4? You've got quite a figure there Willam. I always knew you were very statuesque. How tall are you, 5'10"?
-tj
You're popping pants; Madonna is pooping pants. I predict that Depends will be the hot new look for fall.
Giggling....
my sweet willam... i have soooo got to stop reading your blog while I eat!!! i am ruining my new macbook!!! by the way... thanks oh so much for the buttery nipples for E and I on the way out the door when we saw you last! luv and kisses from the hot jet city!!! ~ mayonaisse
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