Biting is not OK! Kickin? Eh...maybe.
We had an incident with one of the gogo's. Thankfully, there we no deaths or biting (July was tough...lol)
I have a policy of not hiring guys under 5'8" usually. I don't need cute guys with good bodies. I need hot guys with amazing bodies. God-like. Height is definitely a good thing. Plus, tiny people (5'4"-5'7") get drunk faster when trying to keep up with the big boys and that leads to nasty things.
Like Sunday. We had a gogo boy laying on the floor of the bathroom. His roommate (also a dancer) got him out to the back of the club after being told to sober up by a security guard before going back on the box. The F'ed up Gogo then proceeded to lay down in the parking lot while Roommate Gogo started yelling about a customer or staff member drugging them and how they'd sue. Security Guard whipped out his phone to take a pic of the F'ed up Gogo on the asphalt and Roommate Gogo then snatched the phone out of his hand. Security guy then proceeded to kick Roommate Gogo in the ball vicinity. All while hurling accusations about being slipped a mickey.
After viewing security tapes, I broke it to them that their argument was lame. I told them "America is in a recession. No one is wasting their drugs on you."
I have a policy of not hiring guys under 5'8" usually. I don't need cute guys with good bodies. I need hot guys with amazing bodies. God-like. Height is definitely a good thing. Plus, tiny people (5'4"-5'7") get drunk faster when trying to keep up with the big boys and that leads to nasty things.
Like Sunday. We had a gogo boy laying on the floor of the bathroom. His roommate (also a dancer) got him out to the back of the club after being told to sober up by a security guard before going back on the box. The F'ed up Gogo then proceeded to lay down in the parking lot while Roommate Gogo started yelling about a customer or staff member drugging them and how they'd sue. Security Guard whipped out his phone to take a pic of the F'ed up Gogo on the asphalt and Roommate Gogo then snatched the phone out of his hand. Security guy then proceeded to kick Roommate Gogo in the ball vicinity. All while hurling accusations about being slipped a mickey.
After viewing security tapes, I broke it to them that their argument was lame. I told them "America is in a recession. No one is wasting their drugs on you."
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posted by willam at 8:35 PM
8 Comments:
Love the recession comment!
I'm trying to figure out how to work that recession comment into everyday conversation.
You need to start hiring go-go bears. That way, no matter what the height, there's enough girth to absorb the alcohol.
Ross, i have a few bears. i use them @ MJ's and Faultline all the time. they all worked leather weekend too.
Willam I was there and saw the tragedy that they were! I talked to the employee that had kicked them out and was ready to dispatch them ASAP! It was sad...
P.S. I can keep up with the big boys ;) lol
Lex Sabre xo
lex. i can't believe you actually read my blog.lol. i try to stay anonymous about it at work.
you can hold your own liquor wise because you got a 9 inch by 8 inch canteen hanging between your legs that probably stores residual liquors.
go read this one too:
http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.com/2008/03/hairy-scary.html
An FYI on a previous posting here:
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20080826-1310-bn26autopsy.html
i saw. i love how it says there was no previous history
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