Dear Tyler Perry
First let me say I don't enjoy your films where you dress up like an older African American matriarch. Martin Lawrence is funnier plus he's got that I-might-have-a-gun-on-me-&-some-speed vibe going on that I find dangerous and sexy.
But I will go all Diary of a Mad Black Woman on you.
'Cause boo...you drive an automobile that's $160,000+. G'head & make donations to your closet-case heart's content to known homophobe assclown Bishop Paul Morton. I don't care.
But when you park your dirty ass Bentley in front of my house for 3 days just to avoid a street cleaning ticket, I take umbrance (side note-"umbrance" is such an awesome word. It's like I'm the lawyer guy from Kill a Mockingbird!)
'Cause first of all you, Tyler Perry, live 21 doors south of me. 21 DOORS AWAY.
Second of all. Who in the hell drives a Bentley and parks it on the street? Tacky...
Now I'm actually fine with people thinking the Bentley's mine. But it's so fucking filthy. My holocaust survivor neighbor is already none-to-thrilled 'bout the drag queen living next door so do you really want her to think I'm a ghetto clown too? So two options TyTy. Move your car or the Bentley gets the boot. It's so not above me to report an out of state Georgia car to the city as abandoned.
Your neighbor- & from one drag queen to another,
McQuifa Fondouche
But I will go all Diary of a Mad Black Woman on you.
'Cause boo...you drive an automobile that's $160,000+. G'head & make donations to your closet-case heart's content to known homophobe assclown Bishop Paul Morton. I don't care.
But when you park your dirty ass Bentley in front of my house for 3 days just to avoid a street cleaning ticket, I take umbrance (side note-"umbrance" is such an awesome word. It's like I'm the lawyer guy from Kill a Mockingbird!)
'Cause first of all you, Tyler Perry, live 21 doors south of me. 21 DOORS AWAY.
Second of all. Who in the hell drives a Bentley and parks it on the street? Tacky...
Now I'm actually fine with people thinking the Bentley's mine. But it's so fucking filthy. My holocaust survivor neighbor is already none-to-thrilled 'bout the drag queen living next door so do you really want her to think I'm a ghetto clown too? So two options TyTy. Move your car or the Bentley gets the boot. It's so not above me to report an out of state Georgia car to the city as abandoned.
Your neighbor- & from one drag queen to another,
McQuifa Fondouche
posted by willam at 3:35 PM
3 Comments:
That car IS dirty... You'd think that with all the cash he's making, he could at least afford a just-off-the-boater to wipe the thing down now and then.
You should hose it down and leave him an invoice.
You are a fierce betch.
If it were me, I would have that thing towed away after the 1st hour. Tyler Perry should be ashamed of himself! Plus, I didn't know he supported THAT homophobe! Tyler Perry is officially off my list of respectable film makers!
Post a Comment
<< Home