i've never blogged drunk
but I* think i hurt my tongue.
I had lots of Don Julio at Fubar and then i came home and ate fire hot roasted cheeto's and then i made outmeal that was too hot to eat but i did anyway.
my tongue feels like a prisoner asshole on the first date of lockup. burning and hot and really red. my tongue hurts like reality star's void from where they weretn' loved as children
I had lots of Don Julio at Fubar and then i came home and ate fire hot roasted cheeto's and then i made outmeal that was too hot to eat but i did anyway.
my tongue feels like a prisoner asshole on the first date of lockup. burning and hot and really red. my tongue hurts like reality star's void from where they weretn' loved as children
posted by willam at 1:53 AM
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Willam, have my babies!
"hurts like reality star's void from where they weretn' loved as children"
You know, I always suspected that.
your tongue is NOT ben affleck's tool shed.
I have been thinking of a retort for a few hours now. The best one I cold come up with:
I burned my tongue once, and it hurt like the aching perineum of a tranny aghast with vaginal dreams and labial fantasies.
that is amazing dan!
Who eats OATMEAL while drunk?! I mean pizza, mac & cheese, popcorn I understand. But oatmeal? I have to force myself to eat that shit sober.
i'm a weirdo
Oh, Dan has me rolling. Oh, you too Willam. Of Course.
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