Willam's Word of the Day
Example: I stopped into 7-11 for some Baked Lays and saw new dancer JC getting laid.
I know those words aren't exactly alike but the fact that he was getting his balls sucked in a parking lot that was not nearly secluded enough @ 2:30am combined with the instance of my major gayness, it truly puts the homo in homophone.
But speaking of phones, the same JC from 7-11 flaked on a shift last month. I gave him another shot because well you see right?
Cut to this week & JC flakes on me again because he "sprained his ankle." JC said he went to the hospital because he rolled it so bad. He didn't let me know though so I lost my booking fee. Up until this point, I had no clue that he didn't use his hands to telephone people like most of the population.
I honestly hope he never hurts himself again. Like what if JC hurts his knee and then all of a sudden tries to make a pop tart with his dick?
I had no idea that injuries to extremities inhibits one's use of everyday appliances.