Willam's Word of the Day
HOMOPHONE (noun)- words that sound alike but are spelled differently.
Example: I stopped into 7-11 for some Baked Lays and saw new dancer JC getting laid.
I know those words aren't exactly alike but the fact that he was getting his balls sucked in a parking lot that was not nearly secluded enough @ 2:30am combined with the instance of my major gayness, it truly puts the homo in homophone.
But speaking of phones, the same JC from 7-11 flaked on a shift last month. I gave him another shot because well you see right?
Cut to this week & JC flakes on me again because he "sprained his ankle." JC said he went to the hospital because he rolled it so bad. He didn't let me know though so I lost my booking fee. Up until this point, I had no clue that he didn't use his hands to telephone people like most of the population.
I honestly hope he never hurts himself again. Like what if JC hurts his knee and then all of a sudden tries to make a pop tart with his dick?
I had no idea that injuries to extremities inhibits one's use of everyday appliances.
Example: I stopped into 7-11 for some Baked Lays and saw new dancer JC getting laid.
I know those words aren't exactly alike but the fact that he was getting his balls sucked in a parking lot that was not nearly secluded enough @ 2:30am combined with the instance of my major gayness, it truly puts the homo in homophone.
But speaking of phones, the same JC from 7-11 flaked on a shift last month. I gave him another shot because well you see right?
Cut to this week & JC flakes on me again because he "sprained his ankle." JC said he went to the hospital because he rolled it so bad. He didn't let me know though so I lost my booking fee. Up until this point, I had no clue that he didn't use his hands to telephone people like most of the population.
I honestly hope he never hurts himself again. Like what if JC hurts his knee and then all of a sudden tries to make a pop tart with his dick?
I had no idea that injuries to extremities inhibits one's use of everyday appliances.
posted by willam at 1:38 PM
5 Comments:
clearly the artistic community has lost another great dancer with the dismissal of J.C.
Twyla is lighting a candle right now i suspect
they come and go so fast. this is why i rarely put forth the mental effort to memorize names/faces.
this JC sure doesn't sound like he's THE J.C., otherwise he'd know what kind of crucifixion is in store for him if he fucks up again. do unto others JC, do unto others.
This JC is not THAT JC.
Just sayin...
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