Stevie Wonder had floor seats at the Laker's game last week. I think this is a clear sign his wife is fucking whoever is in charge of his money. Also, it's time to let go of the cornrows. Your 6 relaxed hairs will thank you.
short story- couldn't get work in nyc, moved to LA, ducttaped my nuts into a dress, got Nip/Tuck'ed, opened a business booking strippers in LA. Hobbies include telling assholes they're assholes & commenting on dumb shit...and let's just sound it out- "will-uhm bell-eye."