Not on Simmons' Watch
But if the nice Slimmons by Simmons counter lady at my exercise studio asks "what you lost" after you ask where the lost and found is, you ought to have the good sense to lie.
Because saying, "Oh, I just want to see if anyone left some shoes that I can wear for class" will make you look ghetto. And you're way too granola to be ghetto.
That's all. Oh wait. One more thing. Dreadlocks are for dorms or hot guys who play bass. Get thee to Supercuts.