But if you hide my Goo-Gone one more time on me, I'm going to learn Panamanian just so I can yell at your in your native tongue.
The Goo-Gone is kept under my bathroom sink for a reason. I spray it on my balls to get rid of any adhesive. While we're on the topic, stop moving the duct tape from my bra drawer to the garage. Just think of my closet as Homo Depot. Baby oil is for pussies. I need a friggin' man's solvent.
& Maybe you shouldn't consider my house a 4 bedroom since my closet is actually a converted bedroom. I mean God forbid you don't get to go on a 20 day cruise of the Mediterranean sea again this year. Just sayin...
I'm Kidding. You're my everything. Thank you for organizing my "chi-chis." That's what she calls my fake boobs (& i have like 10 different sets for different reasons)
(yes- that's how she spells my name on her calender. It's pronounced like the 80's movie with a little tamale thrown on top)