I expected Texas to be more country than well...section 8-ey. All the girls & crew I worked with were the exception to this. Nothing but drawls/accents that just wanna make you take your panties off & hand em over. None of the trans girls/drag queens in it are hookers either. No trading skiball tickets for some assplay.
For your consideration, may I submit the forest green limo that was for sale in my motel's parking lot?
Wanna hear some disease slang? If someone has a H
irginia or an A
elaware w/ S
tairs, you definitely wanna grab a rubber.
Can anyone guess what this is?
here's a hint-
Fog machines sound exactly like hot fajitas sizzling! Especially when you're hungry and your asshole is taped shut because your dress is made outta half a yard of fabric. (if you guessed it was my dicktape- YOU WIN! I use a stretch adhesive vinyl). Speaking of food, there were like tons of oyster and seafood bars. Kinda unsettling when the nearest ocean is like 8 hours away, no?
Sunscreen is a necessity in Dallas.
Obviously, it was not a control top day. The term REDNECK actually refers to country folk being outside and getting sunburned necks. I didn't know that.
My face below I think particularly displays my ignorance and re-education to all the above matters.
I fly back for some additional shooting in the upcoming weeks and will have more info then to post about release dates, cast, etc...