Pin-the-tail-on-the-Tragedy.
My favorite thing about all the new Facebook friends I'm getting is looking at their pictures and being thankful for all I have. After I give gratitude to above, I start to judge these poor crossdresser souls and pick apart their lives through pictures finding fault/wrongs. I stopped looking after 10 things due to exhaustion but feel free to add more in the comment section.
1. Drop ceiling/possible asbestos
2. Non-incandescent bulbs increasing energy costs unneccesarily
3. Fans? really?
4. Water Damage
5. Its Face (kudos on the tan though, Mama)
6. Split ends
7. FUPA/Gunt (can a queen can have a "fat upper pussy area" or is a Gut-Cunt combo is more appropriate?)
8a/8b. Webbed toes in an open toe shoe. Tacky. Shave your damn legs.
9. Dubious nature of person's gender/ General slovenly appearance
10. Why did we go silver on the backdrop here? Did we run out of black plastic trashbags to hang?
1. Drop ceiling/possible asbestos
2. Non-incandescent bulbs increasing energy costs unneccesarily
3. Fans? really?
4. Water Damage
5. Its Face (kudos on the tan though, Mama)
6. Split ends
7. FUPA/Gunt (can a queen can have a "fat upper pussy area" or is a Gut-Cunt combo is more appropriate?)
8a/8b. Webbed toes in an open toe shoe. Tacky. Shave your damn legs.
9. Dubious nature of person's gender/ General slovenly appearance
10. Why did we go silver on the backdrop here? Did we run out of black plastic trashbags to hang?
posted by willam at 6:58 PM
5 Comments:
Hysterical. Did the people in the audience think this was a 'well put together' show or did they throw quarters on to the make-shift stage?
On the plus size...er, SIDE, kudos to the one in the center for actually finding one of Cloris Leachman's costumes from The Mary Tyler Moore Show. And I wish the picture quality were better, so we could tell if the one in Tasteful Black who's "blending in" (to the trash bags) is actually Vicki Lawrence or not.
This is hysterical! The gal with the split ends looks like my hag from high school.
love your comments and your blog--you're a fuckin riot.
this is a room where serial killers prep their victims. er, from what i've read.
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