1. Drop ceiling/possible asbestos
2. Non-incandescent bulbs increasing energy costs unneccesarily
3. Fans? really?
4. Water Damage
5. Its Face (kudos on the tan though, Mama)
6. Split ends
7. FUPA/Gunt (can a queen can have a "fat upper pussy area" or is a Gut-Cunt combo is more appropriate?)
8a/8b. Webbed toes in an open toe shoe. Tacky. Shave your damn legs.
9. Dubious nature of person's gender/ General slovenly appearance
10. Why did we go silver on the backdrop here? Did we run out of black plastic trashbags to hang?