Dear people I might be smarter than.

Even though I only went to high school until the age of 16 and don't understand why iPads don't have stickies on the back like Post-its, I still astound myself with brilliance.

Behold:


This is my foolproof trick for how not to lose your lipstick when drinking out of a cup. Double them so the fat part of your lip goes between the two cups thereby saving your lipgloss in the middle (so it can be properly deposited later on a dick).

you're welcome.

(applause followed by mummerings of a Nobel prize)