Dear GNC

Dear GNC,

I know you can get Vitamins and Protien Powder. Do you sell silicone too or did your model get that done at some tranny pumping party?
But how about Paxil? Is that available at your store?

...because this bitch looks depressed

Frankly, by the looks of it, you should change the slogan to maybe something like "Live Holocaustly."

Seriously? Why that face?

WILLAM