So you wanna be an actor (a.k.a. So you wanna be a semi-pro dick sucker...)
Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, you must rememeber you're more important than anyone else on stage (at all times). Other actors should not move on your jokes, exits, or laughs. Stage managers should know not to use a transgendered individual's dick tape to rig up lights. That's GAFF tape.
Tanning is more important that remembering lines. Be better than everyone else. If someone cries, you've won...& If you thought it wasn't a competition, you've already lost so good luck in day job land.
Oh and don't forget to spray lots of Sally Hansen leg makeup near people's props. They like it.