So you wanna be an actor (a.k.a. So you wanna be a semi-pro dick sucker...)
I've been away for a while working. I'm in Jersey Shoresical in NYC right now and will be continuing with the show through September in which ever theater it ends up in on the east &/or west coast.
Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, you must rememeber you're more important than anyone else on stage (at all times). Other actors should not move on your jokes, exits, or laughs. Stage managers should know not to use a transgendered individual's dick tape to rig up lights. That's GAFF tape.
Tanning is more important that remembering lines. Be better than everyone else. If someone cries, you've won...& If you thought it wasn't a competition, you've already lost so good luck in day job land.
Oh and don't forget to spray lots of Sally Hansen leg makeup near people's props. They like it.
Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, you must rememeber you're more important than anyone else on stage (at all times). Other actors should not move on your jokes, exits, or laughs. Stage managers should know not to use a transgendered individual's dick tape to rig up lights. That's GAFF tape.
Tanning is more important that remembering lines. Be better than everyone else. If someone cries, you've won...& If you thought it wasn't a competition, you've already lost so good luck in day job land.
Oh and don't forget to spray lots of Sally Hansen leg makeup near people's props. They like it.
posted by willam at 10:43 PM
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Please help me for Christ sake
do post where your show is. east coaster and would love to see a performance... hope its on Goldstar. lol
I am coming to see you up in the City! However, I'm tickled by Majid's comment. Reading it, all I can hear is Edith Massey saying "Oh Fur Cryzzz Zayk"
i love Edith Massey. Oh Egg Man!
I'm going to put this in my book.
xox
Alex
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