Funny sh*t.

The girls at Working Bug entertainment are both redheads who I should check for the mark of the witch cause they so god damn funny it aint't Christ-like.

They let me play in their new web series SOUP (a Series Of Unfortunate People) about the kinda folks everyone knows one of.

Here's my video blog with my character Kami. She's an urban marketer and by that I mean she yells "bitch better get dat money" by the old Del Taco on Highland in Hollywood.

A Series of Unfortunate People: Vlog - Kami by SeriesOfUnfortunatePeople

Check out the full length episodes too. You'll pee.

Edit

Dear TMZ

I corrected your oversight.
Some coverage would be nice.
Haircut my big gay ass.

Sincerly,
anonymous extension enthusiast.

So excited to have made the trailer for HBO's Cinema Verite as Candy Darling. It'll be on TV in April.



It's totally my Moulin Rouge. I sing, I dance, I die (well Candy died like 8 years later but whatever. I feel so important in this! I haven't played a character with a last name on a show since Nip/Tuck. lol.

Dear people I might be smarter than.

Even though I only went to high school until the age of 16 and don't understand why iPads don't have stickies on the back like Post-its, I still astound myself with brilliance.

Behold:


This is my foolproof trick for how not to lose your lipstick when drinking out of a cup. Double them so the fat part of your lip goes between the two cups thereby saving your lipgloss in the middle (so it can be properly deposited later on a dick).

you're welcome.

(applause followed by mummerings of a Nobel prize)

Word of the day pt 9

TRANSGENEROUS (derived from transgendered; adjective)- the act or state of being unselfish while not in the sex your birth certificate says.

Let's use it in a sentence!

I hate Halloween 'cause everyone expect me to be all transgenerous with my fineries.
(eff that).

My actress friend Noureen Dewulf came up with this actually but I've appropriated it as mine since she don't need it as she's very successful lol.

Word of the Day pt 7

SHIPFACED (adjective) schip-facsed- the quality or look one has for the week after drinking on a cruise ship when they go back to normal life

Let's use it in a sentence:

Yea I'm SHIPFACED now but girl the Atlantis cruise was great other than running out of Viagra and Dramamine.

anyone booking any boat trips? i want to perform with my band or bingo or drag sisters.

is anyone out there at all? I feel like i'm blogging into some deep dark vagina or the Aladdin cave of secrets.

Word of the Day pt 6.

HOEDACITY (noun) hoe-dah-si-tee Having or possessing the unmitigated gall to approach/step to/mack on an indvidual who you know is in a relationship.

Let's use it in a sentence:
Damn Rhea got some HOEDACITY to hit on that guy when she knows he's straight and has a girlfriend.

Hoedacity.

you're welcome.